Stuff... or something like that

[windandwater]

I have much love for all of you.

That said... on to the weird, cranky crap.

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To: Professor
From: Me
Re: Class

Professor --

Damn you for making me wake up at fucking 6am so I could go to class for thirty fucking minutes. I knew the voice in my head was right and I should've stayed in bed. You will BURN IN HELL for this. I'm also blaming you for my coffee getting cold before I could drink it all.

Boom shanka,

Me

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To: LiveJournal
From: Me
Re: E-mail

LJ --

Stop being wanky and start giving me my e-mail notifications ON TIME. I will gladly go back to the invite code way of life if that means I get my nice little e-mails.

Boom shanka,

Me

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To: Body
From: Brain
Re: Sleep

Body --

Stop blaming me for us not getting enough sleep. We will schedule in a nap later today.

... and get something in our stomach before the coffee eats a hole in your gut.

Boom shanka,

Brain