Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Jan. 14th, 2002 10:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: the Sanctum]
Writer: [viewing her assembled GW Muses and the Visitor-Muse] Well... it's time. Let's see if your plan worked, Duo. [glaring] And if it didn't, I'll have you skinned before you can even open that pretty little mouth of yours.
Duo: [gulps, then covers with a trademarked grin] It's not a problem, Writer! You didn't write that fic for nothing, ya know. [looks at WT!Duo] Well... go ahead.
WT!Duo: Uhm... what exactly am Ah s'pposed ta do?
Writer: Well, if everything went correctly, you should be in a mode!shift right now. All you have to do is shift back to your original!mode.
Duo: [putting a hand on WT!Duo's shoulder] Don't worry, buddy! It's just like when we were working on the fic. Just sorta close your eyes and... let yourself go. You should shift back to your default state automatically.
WT!Duo: [looking nervous] Ah... okay.
[he closes his eyes as everyone takes a step back. WT!Duo's body flickers for some moments before his outfit shifts from the white tee-shirt and blue jeans to leather pants and zip-up red shirt, ie: the Endless Waltz outfit sans leather jacket. He opens his violet eyes and grins]
Maxwell: Whoa... [he looks down at his outfit and turns around to view the Gboyz] Damn... my other Mode really didn't know what he was missing out on! Holy mother of fuck, it's good to be me!
Wufei: [smirking] No more accent, gratituitous profanity, better fashion sense, sexual innuendos in his speech, and no respect for God whatsoever. [looks at the Gboyz] Looks like we've got another Duo Maxwell, indeed.
Maxwell: [smiling] Why, Wuffers, you sound that you actually like me!
Duo: [bouncing up to stare at his double] Damn... just like looking in a mirror...
Maxwell: [hands on hips] ... a cooler, better-looking mirror.
Duo: [sticks out his tongue]
Maxwell: [leering] Only if you plan to use it.
Writer: That's quite enough! Good. Now that we've got a reasonably normal Duo-Muse, I can let you go back now. Just a quick question...
Maxwell: Yeah, Writer?
Writer: Yaoi?
Maxwell: Bisexual...
Duo: ... with yaoi leanings...
Both at the same time: ... means I don't have to be picky about who I fuck! [they cackle together]
Writer: [groans] Okay, good enough. [waves her hand an a portal opens in mid-air] There's your ticket home. And, may I suggest attacking *your* Writer mercilessly until you get a Heero Muse in your place? Or even a Wufei?
Maxwell: [winking] I'm not gonna stop until I get a full set! Then I'll get to sleep with someone different everyday!
Quatre: There are seven days in a week, not four.
Maxwell: Well, then somebody gets lucky! [stepping into the portal] Keep a bed warm for me! [hops in and disappears]
Writer: Oh, thank goodness that's over with.
Trowa: It will definitely be quieter without two Duos around.
Heero: Yes. And we'll be missing an extra body in the bed.
Wufei: Indeed. I think some rearrangements will be in order.
Duo: [mock frowning] That's just another way for all of you to fuck me senseless, isn't it?
Quatre: [smiling] Well, now that you suggest it...
[all the Boyz leave in a rush, dragging Duo with them]
Writer: [rubbing her temples] Ah... looks like everything is back to normal.
Writer: [viewing her assembled GW Muses and the Visitor-Muse] Well... it's time. Let's see if your plan worked, Duo. [glaring] And if it didn't, I'll have you skinned before you can even open that pretty little mouth of yours.
Duo: [gulps, then covers with a trademarked grin] It's not a problem, Writer! You didn't write that fic for nothing, ya know. [looks at WT!Duo] Well... go ahead.
WT!Duo: Uhm... what exactly am Ah s'pposed ta do?
Writer: Well, if everything went correctly, you should be in a mode!shift right now. All you have to do is shift back to your original!mode.
Duo: [putting a hand on WT!Duo's shoulder] Don't worry, buddy! It's just like when we were working on the fic. Just sorta close your eyes and... let yourself go. You should shift back to your default state automatically.
WT!Duo: [looking nervous] Ah... okay.
[he closes his eyes as everyone takes a step back. WT!Duo's body flickers for some moments before his outfit shifts from the white tee-shirt and blue jeans to leather pants and zip-up red shirt, ie: the Endless Waltz outfit sans leather jacket. He opens his violet eyes and grins]
Maxwell: Whoa... [he looks down at his outfit and turns around to view the Gboyz] Damn... my other Mode really didn't know what he was missing out on! Holy mother of fuck, it's good to be me!
Wufei: [smirking] No more accent, gratituitous profanity, better fashion sense, sexual innuendos in his speech, and no respect for God whatsoever. [looks at the Gboyz] Looks like we've got another Duo Maxwell, indeed.
Maxwell: [smiling] Why, Wuffers, you sound that you actually like me!
Duo: [bouncing up to stare at his double] Damn... just like looking in a mirror...
Maxwell: [hands on hips] ... a cooler, better-looking mirror.
Duo: [sticks out his tongue]
Maxwell: [leering] Only if you plan to use it.
Writer: That's quite enough! Good. Now that we've got a reasonably normal Duo-Muse, I can let you go back now. Just a quick question...
Maxwell: Yeah, Writer?
Writer: Yaoi?
Maxwell: Bisexual...
Duo: ... with yaoi leanings...
Both at the same time: ... means I don't have to be picky about who I fuck! [they cackle together]
Writer: [groans] Okay, good enough. [waves her hand an a portal opens in mid-air] There's your ticket home. And, may I suggest attacking *your* Writer mercilessly until you get a Heero Muse in your place? Or even a Wufei?
Maxwell: [winking] I'm not gonna stop until I get a full set! Then I'll get to sleep with someone different everyday!
Quatre: There are seven days in a week, not four.
Maxwell: Well, then somebody gets lucky! [stepping into the portal] Keep a bed warm for me! [hops in and disappears]
Writer: Oh, thank goodness that's over with.
Trowa: It will definitely be quieter without two Duos around.
Heero: Yes. And we'll be missing an extra body in the bed.
Wufei: Indeed. I think some rearrangements will be in order.
Duo: [mock frowning] That's just another way for all of you to fuck me senseless, isn't it?
Quatre: [smiling] Well, now that you suggest it...
[all the Boyz leave in a rush, dragging Duo with them]
Writer: [rubbing her temples] Ah... looks like everything is back to normal.