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[windandwater]

It's cold and raining. *shivers*

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Had a strange thought earlier, spawned by something KR said. Tentacles really don't practice safe sex. But then, if I saw a bunch of tentacles with condoms over them, I might not be appropriately afraid and would laugh instead.

... then I would run, because, d00d, they're still tentacles.

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I want to bake, but I'm too lazy to.

>_<;

Comments

[shdlm.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort* Would the first tentacle to get it's rubber have a difficult time maintaining it's erection while waiting for the rest of the tentacles to get rubbers?

*ponder ponder*

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

What if they run out of condoms?! Would some of the tentacles have to sit out, or perhaps, only settle for some light petting?

[zalia.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have thought that tentacles would actually need condoms. But yeah, condoms would make them slightly less scary.

[yochimmm12.livejournal.com]

I said that? *doesn't remember*

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[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Would the first tentacle to get it's rubber have a difficult time maintaining it's erection while waiting for the rest of the tentacles to get rubbers?


Nah. The first ones ready can jump in while the rest get suited up.

Besides, there's not so much of a pregna... You know what never mind.

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[zalia.livejournal.com]

Do you reckon tentacles get performance anxiety?

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It was something you said about what would be perfect for VD Day.

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[yochimmm12.livejournal.com]

Oh, the crabs crack?

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[shdlm.livejournal.com]

Well, the more aggressive ones may try to talk the other uncoated tentacles into pulling out. Horny bastards.

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[shdlm.livejournal.com]

You know what never mind

*smirk* Yep, nothing like that moment when you realize you're talking about the mechanics of safe tentacle sex.

The first ones ready can jump in while the rest get suited up

Hrm. Maybe there are minion-fluffers who keep the first one ready, so to speak.

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Well, if one does, there's a dozen more waiting to jump in.

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

But that just gets messy. This is tentacle!sex, not bukkake.

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Slightly less scary, but you would still run, right?

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yuppers. The idea just got in my head and wouldn't leave.

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... but we want the tentacles to be safe, too! I mean, imagine what they come in contact with everyday!

And I guess the smaller tentacle can do it... the ones too small to get in the good shots unless they're in a group thing.

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[zalia.livejournal.com]

Of course