*launches a counterattack*
Nov. 6th, 2003 02:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterAfter reading the "news" article that ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
zerotwofan so kindly provided, I decided to dig up this wonderful one. It's along the same lines. *^^*
But the site is being slow, so here's the full article, uncut:
Heero Yui and Duo Maxwell Not Gay!
In a brief announcement today, Heero Yui's agent announced that Heero is not dating Duo Maxwell.
LONG BEACH, CA -- Heero Yui's agent, Mr. Chu, announced today, "We are sorry to inform the fans of Gundam Wing, but contrary to rumors circulating on the Internet, Mr. Yui is not dating Mr. Duo Maxwell. While he and Mr. Maxwell are indeed good friends, Mr. Yui is currently engaged to Ms. Relena Peacecraft."
Mr. Chu also announced that Trowa and Quatre are not gay either. "These fine young men have had their names slandered on the Internet long enough. It's time that everyone involved in these unsightly rumors move on to bigger and better things."
Mr. Chu refused to take questions after the press conference.
Outside, fangirls screamed "1x2! 1x2!" and "DIE RELENA!" as Mr. Chu walked to his Hachi-Roku. "Give us back our shonen-ai!" an unidentified fanfiction writer screamed, tossing Heero UFO dolls at Mr. Chu. Mr. Chu smiled and waved at the mob before quickly departing the scene.
After Mr. Chu left, many fans stayed around to discuss possible underground fanfic circles. "Just because it isn't true doesn't mean we can't dream!" a self-proclaimed 1x2 and 1x5 writer said.
Most writers, however, seem to believe that a local Flower Shop (run by five eligible bachelors) is the next big scene.
zerotwofan so kindly provided, I decided to dig up this wonderful one. It's along the same lines. *^^*But the site is being slow, so here's the full article, uncut:
Heero Yui and Duo Maxwell Not Gay!
In a brief announcement today, Heero Yui's agent announced that Heero is not dating Duo Maxwell.
LONG BEACH, CA -- Heero Yui's agent, Mr. Chu, announced today, "We are sorry to inform the fans of Gundam Wing, but contrary to rumors circulating on the Internet, Mr. Yui is not dating Mr. Duo Maxwell. While he and Mr. Maxwell are indeed good friends, Mr. Yui is currently engaged to Ms. Relena Peacecraft."
Mr. Chu also announced that Trowa and Quatre are not gay either. "These fine young men have had their names slandered on the Internet long enough. It's time that everyone involved in these unsightly rumors move on to bigger and better things."
Mr. Chu refused to take questions after the press conference.
Outside, fangirls screamed "1x2! 1x2!" and "DIE RELENA!" as Mr. Chu walked to his Hachi-Roku. "Give us back our shonen-ai!" an unidentified fanfiction writer screamed, tossing Heero UFO dolls at Mr. Chu. Mr. Chu smiled and waved at the mob before quickly departing the scene.
After Mr. Chu left, many fans stayed around to discuss possible underground fanfic circles. "Just because it isn't true doesn't mean we can't dream!" a self-proclaimed 1x2 and 1x5 writer said.
Most writers, however, seem to believe that a local Flower Shop (run by five eligible bachelors) is the next big scene.
