Yes, it's true...
May. 1st, 2003 10:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterCongratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of philipino thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Create your Evil Plan here
... it's all about the Filipino thugs. Really.
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of philipino thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Create your Evil Plan here
... it's all about the Filipino thugs. Really.
