Because, yeah... I'm sadistic like that
Dec. 16th, 2001 10:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: Random Hallway]
Duo: [he's fiddling with his braid and tugging on his skirt (yes, he's still crossdressing)] Damn Writer. Why the heck did she have to chew ME out over Numerals Series? It's not MY fault Hee-chan's fic spiraled out of control. I don't even end up with him. And She KNOWS that he's been breeding up his revenge for AGES. K'so... it sucks to be the Primary Muse.
[Duo continues his blind walk down the hallway, still muttering]
... and She wouldn't even let me shift outta this damn Mode! Oh God... what if Tomoyo catches me?! She'll make me model for su-- WHOA!
[Duo skids to a halt as he sees Draco, who has Harry pinned against a wall]
Sorry for interrupting!
[Harry tries to pull away, but Draco manages to wrap him in a possessive embrace]
Draco: Fancy seeing you here, Maxwell. [looks at Duo's outfit and smirks] Out slumming, are we?
Duo: [seething] You keep your mouth shut around me, Malfoy, or we'll see just how effective your magic is against my shotgun.
Draco: [raises and eyebrow] Anytime you want it, Muggle. At least I'm not dressed like some pansy.
Duo: [snorts] I didn't do this to me, Malfoy. The WRITER did. She's on a rampage. And we all know how much she likes *me*. Just imagine what she'd do to you.
Draco: [pales] That's an idle threat.
Duo: Wanna find out why I'm the Primary Muse in this mansion? [cracks his knuckles] One good push and I can have you in an NCS PWP...
Draco: [smirks] You think that would scare me?
Duo: [continues] ... with the TWINS.
[Draco goes deathly pale and Harry nearly chokes]
Draco: ... n-not the... Tw-Tw--
Duo: [grinning, his eyes hard] Twins? You betcha. I don't know how the two of 'em got so twisted in the Castle, but there ya go.
Harry: Duo. That's cruel. Even for you.
Duo: [eyes softening as he looks at Harry] I'm Shinigami for a reason. And I ain't letting anybody take my spot as Primary Muse if I can help it.
Harry: [blinks and looks at Duo's outfit again] Ummm... Duo?
Duo: Eh?
Harry: How'd you change your clothes so fast? Is it just the Mode shift? Because, I could have sworn that Draco and I passed you back near our Wing.
Duo: [alarmed] WHAT?! Shit! Harry, you and Malfoy book it to the Main Commons! Tell everyone one there to go back to their Wings, RIGHT THE HELL NOW!
Malfoy: [snapping out of his stupor] What's the meaning of this? Why the bloody hell should we?
Duo: [angry] Because you two fucking ran into my doppleganger! Don't you fucking read the intermansion mail?! Get everyone locked down! He's fucking dangerous!
[Harry and Draco both nod and summon their brooms. Both boys fly off down the hallway at breakneck speeds]
Duo: [turns to run towards the HP Wing] Dammit! Why does this always happen to me?!
Duo: [he's fiddling with his braid and tugging on his skirt (yes, he's still crossdressing)] Damn Writer. Why the heck did she have to chew ME out over Numerals Series? It's not MY fault Hee-chan's fic spiraled out of control. I don't even end up with him. And She KNOWS that he's been breeding up his revenge for AGES. K'so... it sucks to be the Primary Muse.
[Duo continues his blind walk down the hallway, still muttering]
... and She wouldn't even let me shift outta this damn Mode! Oh God... what if Tomoyo catches me?! She'll make me model for su-- WHOA!
[Duo skids to a halt as he sees Draco, who has Harry pinned against a wall]
Sorry for interrupting!
[Harry tries to pull away, but Draco manages to wrap him in a possessive embrace]
Draco: Fancy seeing you here, Maxwell. [looks at Duo's outfit and smirks] Out slumming, are we?
Duo: [seething] You keep your mouth shut around me, Malfoy, or we'll see just how effective your magic is against my shotgun.
Draco: [raises and eyebrow] Anytime you want it, Muggle. At least I'm not dressed like some pansy.
Duo: [snorts] I didn't do this to me, Malfoy. The WRITER did. She's on a rampage. And we all know how much she likes *me*. Just imagine what she'd do to you.
Draco: [pales] That's an idle threat.
Duo: Wanna find out why I'm the Primary Muse in this mansion? [cracks his knuckles] One good push and I can have you in an NCS PWP...
Draco: [smirks] You think that would scare me?
Duo: [continues] ... with the TWINS.
[Draco goes deathly pale and Harry nearly chokes]
Draco: ... n-not the... Tw-Tw--
Duo: [grinning, his eyes hard] Twins? You betcha. I don't know how the two of 'em got so twisted in the Castle, but there ya go.
Harry: Duo. That's cruel. Even for you.
Duo: [eyes softening as he looks at Harry] I'm Shinigami for a reason. And I ain't letting anybody take my spot as Primary Muse if I can help it.
Harry: [blinks and looks at Duo's outfit again] Ummm... Duo?
Duo: Eh?
Harry: How'd you change your clothes so fast? Is it just the Mode shift? Because, I could have sworn that Draco and I passed you back near our Wing.
Duo: [alarmed] WHAT?! Shit! Harry, you and Malfoy book it to the Main Commons! Tell everyone one there to go back to their Wings, RIGHT THE HELL NOW!
Malfoy: [snapping out of his stupor] What's the meaning of this? Why the bloody hell should we?
Duo: [angry] Because you two fucking ran into my doppleganger! Don't you fucking read the intermansion mail?! Get everyone locked down! He's fucking dangerous!
[Harry and Draco both nod and summon their brooms. Both boys fly off down the hallway at breakneck speeds]
Duo: [turns to run towards the HP Wing] Dammit! Why does this always happen to me?!