*blinks in a dazed stupor*

[windandwater]

... you know that queasy feeling you get, when you read a REALLY bad fic, and it's so gut-wrenchingly BAD that you lose IQ points while you read? And then, sometimes, you feel like stabbing your eyes out with the nearest pointy (or maybe-not-so-pointy if you're desperate) object... or maybe finding the author and cutting off their fingers so they can never produce such drivel EVER again?

I'm having that feeling now.

Why do I hurt myself?

*grimaces*

Comments

[shdlm.livejournal.com]

Because you're a masochist? Heh. I think I read the same one.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'm certain you did. You pimped, sort of. It was like a train wreck, I couldn't help myself. So... can I blame you for my pain?

[shdlm.livejournal.com]

You can't blame me - you know what you were getting yourself into. *cackle*

It does hurt, though. *yeouch* You have to admit the fact that it was a Wacko Jacko song was its crowning glory.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... now I'm having disturbing images of Heero getting a LOT of plastic surgery. And perhaps owning a pet chimp. Or an amusement park.