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windandwaterif you're really interested, this is what happened to me last night...
[Note: All times are approximate]
10:00 PM -- *thinks* Damn, it's starting to get late. I've got 12 hours to finish this paper. I should probably stop reading this shit and start writing something. *typetypetype*
11:00 -- Damn, that annoying pain between my eyes is back. *typetypetype* Stupid little delinquent! I'm gonna put your punk ass in jail! But in a polite why that doesn't get me hauled into court for contempt.
Midnight -- Uuuurrrrggghhh... braaaaaaaaaaiinnnsss... where are my braaaaains? Maybe I should take a break from writing, go online, and Shepardize these cases... *goes online* *typetypetype* Oh, thank god... this is all still good law. That would really suck if it wasn't.
12:30 -- Oops... better start writing more... must get offline! Reading about prison sodomy is Not Fun! Nonono! Bad bunnies! BAD! *typetypetype*
1:00 AM -- Ooooooowwwww... pain... shooting... between eyes... aaaargh... *looks at clock* Okay... I have 8 hours before I have to catch my train. I can sleep until... 4 AM. I can do that. I have 4 pages written already. That gives me 5 hours to write. I can write 6 pages in 5 hours. Yes. 3 hour nap. Fun.
1:10-4:00 -- *dreams of cute 1x2 birthday fic for Sharon* *dreams of prison sodomy* *dreams of what to write in paper* *dreams I am in front of laptop, typing*
4:00 -- *alarm goes off* Fuck. *crawl out of bed* *set up laptop*
4:10 -- *hauls out cases* *typetypetype*
4:15 -- Well, at least my headache went away.
5:45 -- Yes! I'm done! YES!
6:00 -- HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! I FORGOT TO USE THIS CASE! *typetypetype*
6:30 -- NOOOOOOOOO! @#$%^&*#$%^&* I'm over 10 pages! How did I get over 10 pages?! *EDITEDITEDIT*
7:00 -- Am I done? Better e-mail this to myself just in case. *e-mails* Now I better print. *sets up printer*
7:05 -- *passed out on bed while printer whirs* I can go to sleep just like this...
7:10 -- Dammit... did I write Attorney for the Plaintiff or Attorney for the Defendant? Fuck. *crawls out of bed and checks printer papers* *squints because of lack of glasses* Ah... plaintiff. Good. *shuts down laptop and printer* *crawls back to bed* Now I can sleep until 9. 2 hours. Yay.
7:15 -- *SLEEP*
8:50 -- *wakes up* Dammit... I have to use the bathroom. Dumb body. You couldn't give me that last ten minutes, could you?!
9:33 -- *gets on train* Fuck, I'm gonna be late. I need to get coffee. Fuck it, getting coffee is more important than being on time.
10:15 -- *arrives at station* *walks straight to Starbucks*
10:20 -- *rushes to class, spilling scalding hot coffee on self in process* Damn! It's a good thing I'm not awake... I can't feel that.
10:25 -- *arrives in class just as everyone is leaving* *hands in paper*
10:30 -- *decides to sit and talk with professor about case* *thinks* Damn... this coffee is doing NOTHING for me.
11:00 -- *arrives in Library and goes online* *brings up LJ* *typetypetype* This coffee really IS doing nothing for me. And my headache is back. Good thing there's no reading for Contracts.
[Note: All times are approximate]
10:00 PM -- *thinks* Damn, it's starting to get late. I've got 12 hours to finish this paper. I should probably stop reading this shit and start writing something. *typetypetype*
11:00 -- Damn, that annoying pain between my eyes is back. *typetypetype* Stupid little delinquent! I'm gonna put your punk ass in jail! But in a polite why that doesn't get me hauled into court for contempt.
Midnight -- Uuuurrrrggghhh... braaaaaaaaaaiinnnsss... where are my braaaaains? Maybe I should take a break from writing, go online, and Shepardize these cases... *goes online* *typetypetype* Oh, thank god... this is all still good law. That would really suck if it wasn't.
12:30 -- Oops... better start writing more... must get offline! Reading about prison sodomy is Not Fun! Nonono! Bad bunnies! BAD! *typetypetype*
1:00 AM -- Ooooooowwwww... pain... shooting... between eyes... aaaargh... *looks at clock* Okay... I have 8 hours before I have to catch my train. I can sleep until... 4 AM. I can do that. I have 4 pages written already. That gives me 5 hours to write. I can write 6 pages in 5 hours. Yes. 3 hour nap. Fun.
1:10-4:00 -- *dreams of cute 1x2 birthday fic for Sharon* *dreams of prison sodomy* *dreams of what to write in paper* *dreams I am in front of laptop, typing*
4:00 -- *alarm goes off* Fuck. *crawl out of bed* *set up laptop*
4:10 -- *hauls out cases* *typetypetype*
4:15 -- Well, at least my headache went away.
5:45 -- Yes! I'm done! YES!
6:00 -- HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! I FORGOT TO USE THIS CASE! *typetypetype*
6:30 -- NOOOOOOOOO! @#$%^&*#$%^&* I'm over 10 pages! How did I get over 10 pages?! *EDITEDITEDIT*
7:00 -- Am I done? Better e-mail this to myself just in case. *e-mails* Now I better print. *sets up printer*
7:05 -- *passed out on bed while printer whirs* I can go to sleep just like this...
7:10 -- Dammit... did I write Attorney for the Plaintiff or Attorney for the Defendant? Fuck. *crawls out of bed and checks printer papers* *squints because of lack of glasses* Ah... plaintiff. Good. *shuts down laptop and printer* *crawls back to bed* Now I can sleep until 9. 2 hours. Yay.
7:15 -- *SLEEP*
8:50 -- *wakes up* Dammit... I have to use the bathroom. Dumb body. You couldn't give me that last ten minutes, could you?!
9:33 -- *gets on train* Fuck, I'm gonna be late. I need to get coffee. Fuck it, getting coffee is more important than being on time.
10:15 -- *arrives at station* *walks straight to Starbucks*
10:20 -- *rushes to class, spilling scalding hot coffee on self in process* Damn! It's a good thing I'm not awake... I can't feel that.
10:25 -- *arrives in class just as everyone is leaving* *hands in paper*
10:30 -- *decides to sit and talk with professor about case* *thinks* Damn... this coffee is doing NOTHING for me.
11:00 -- *arrives in Library and goes online* *brings up LJ* *typetypetype* This coffee really IS doing nothing for me. And my headache is back. Good thing there's no reading for Contracts.