a bad weekend

*stabs ovaries*

I apologize now and in advance for anyone who runs against the brunt of my emotardness and general ovary-induced shenanigans.

Also, my mother is now offended by the sound of my laughter. I can no longer express amusement or joy over anything. I might as well stab myself and get it all over with.

I kind of hate the whole world right now. And I'm hungry.