AND SUDDENLY! AN IDEA!
Mar. 5th, 2009 05:21 pmI had the best idea earlier today.
A snot saturation indicator on tissues.
No really. Hear me out.
See, like how they have different 'levels' of tampons based on how much, uh, 'moisture' they can absorb? Like light, regular, super, and super plus. Well, they should make tissues like that, too. Except maybe the tissues can change colors based on how much snot they've absorbed. Like, they're normal white and maybe they turn yellow and that's regular. But if they turn green, you're maxing out the tissue. And if they turn red, you're probably hemorrhaging and should see a doctor. THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. Because then I could figure out how much snot my body is producing because I'm blowing my nose all the time.
In other news, I started my period too. *stabs ovaries*
OTL
Hello. I'm sorry for the TMI. I'll go lay down now or something.
A snot saturation indicator on tissues.
No really. Hear me out.
See, like how they have different 'levels' of tampons based on how much, uh, 'moisture' they can absorb? Like light, regular, super, and super plus. Well, they should make tissues like that, too. Except maybe the tissues can change colors based on how much snot they've absorbed. Like, they're normal white and maybe they turn yellow and that's regular. But if they turn green, you're maxing out the tissue. And if they turn red, you're probably hemorrhaging and should see a doctor. THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. Because then I could figure out how much snot my body is producing because I'm blowing my nose all the time.
In other news, I started my period too. *stabs ovaries*
OTL
Hello. I'm sorry for the TMI. I'll go lay down now or something.
