Ugh x___X

*throws away the second empty box of tissues and opens a third*

I don't get it. I'm still sick. But I feel mostly fine except that I'm drowning in snot. Go away stupid cold. Go awaaaaaay.

This is the best commercial ever

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Well, maybe not THE best, but certainly very innovative and smart. Anyone who watches golf knows Tiger Woods is Jesus already.