Why do I not have a general "PERV" icon?

I've been reading Bee/Sam Transformers slashfics.

And lo, the road to Hell is paved with delicious smut.

.____.;;


EDIT...

Sideswipe waved a hand carelessly. "You two are making entirely too big a deal about this. It's really just a wiring issue. You both look like someone is making you attend the big Decepticon orgy and bake sale."

Sam snorted, "Thank you for that mental image."

I highly approve of keelywolfe's 'Human' series. I'm waiting for the threeway between Bee, Sam, and Sideswipe. ♥