typing nekkid is fun

-- have been up for 3 hours
-- slept for 3 hours but am lying to self and saying 4, just so my brain functions
-- have eaten nothing, but consumed a mug of coffee
-- have cleaned two bathrooms
-- have showered
-- will be wearing a dress today until party is over and i can go to bed and pass out
-- guests will start arriving... soon
-- am not actually naked am wearing towels which count as clothes because they have more material than tank top and shorts i favor
-- am obviously incoherent
-- i wanna sleep another 10 hours
-- cut leg shaving dammit that hurts
-- need to consume food-like substance forthwith
-- more coffee doesn't count
-- i like lists