[GW] A Case of Crack

Title: A Case of Crack
Pairing: Trowa, Wufei, and Pookie (with mentions of Heero/Duo/Quatre)
Rating: R
Warnings: Bad humor, crackfic of the utmost degree, descriptions of a possibly disturbing sex life, but no actual sex. Also... tentacles. Okay, and I'll have to warn for the implied drug use, necrophilia, and voyeurism.
Notes: Written for windsorblue's Anon Fic Meme. She couldn't guess me the frst time, so I had to be HARDCORE ME for this one. Which is probably why this fic is cracky and doesn't make sense.


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( Let me get this straight... )

HE'S EVERYWHERE

WHY THE FUCK IS MAN-FAYE ON WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO? OMG. THE COMMERCIAL. I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT HAIRY ASS JIGGLING I MANAGED TO AVOID HIM AT AX.

*thumps head against brick wall*