Blehness is a running theme

It's raining. And cold. And I'm still awake. And no one is online. Or if they are, they're being ninjas and hiding from me. There are no good fics to read. I can't use the wireless because of the rain. I am on dial up. This is train of thought totally. Yeah I really think like this. It's Friday, wait, not, Saturday now because it's after midnight. I'm bored. And lonely. And the theme from I Love Toys on VH-1 won't leave my head. I didn't get to see #1. Argh. I want ice cream. There really is no good fic about. Why isn't AFF.Net back up yet? I want my quick and easy smut back. Stupid socks. This white cherry lotion smells really nice. I love my heater. I should probably go to bed.


EDIT...

Yayness. Asuka is online. ♥