[Fic-shaped Thing] Naruto -- Post

Here, have some Valentine-ish fluff. I'm kinda tired, so this is not beta-ed or even coherent, I think. This one fits in with the drabble universe that I created here, but haven't actually drabbled in yet. :P

All you really need to know is that Naruto has been gone from Konoha for quite a number of months, but he still manages to keep in touch with everyone.

( Sasuke-kun... why is Naruto sending us pictures of fat, naked children? )

Fear my stealthy library ninja-ness!

I have found, quite possibly, the best library food. You know, food you can secretly eat in the library when you're not supposed to be eating food in the library. I snatched a bag of Dove chocolates (they're all heart-shaped and pink and white foil for Valentine's Day) from home and smuggled a sandwich bag of them in my bookbag. Now I have some in my pocket. They are perfect. I just have to unwrap the foil and pop the chocolate into my mouth. Don't even need to chew (which is suspicious), I just let it sit in my mouth and melt. ♥

Of course, I'm only going to such trouble because I'm planning on having a late lunch, because I'm staying at the library until 6 or 7pm. I haven't decided yet. I also have a heating pad strapped to my lower back, because I've been achy like you wouldn't believe. Though, this might be explained by the fact that it is overcast and cold and windy today, and it looks like it might rain. Yes, I get achy when it rains. STFU.

I think I'm in some sort of Bar Exam denial right now. Really. But if you talk to me about, I'm liable to rip your head off and feast on your entrails. =D

*eats another chocolate*

This isn't helping my mood, people

Hey, Suzu?

You know that thing we talked about, with me and hate and running into someone so much that their utter idiocy makes me loathe them beyond understanding, which I try not to do?

... my list is at 2 now.

*chews on things viciously*

Well, this is nice... not.

I had a tasty late lunch. It's a good thing, too, since it turns out that I'm not going to be picked up from the Library until 7:30pm. =___=;; I wanted to leave at 6. Oh well, more time to study. Or maybe more time to build up a seething ball of hate and venom deep in my gut. I'm really trying very hard to not be all ranty and wanky because... I don't like to be ranty and wanky. It gives me indigestion.

*throttles down the bad urges*

I'll just drown myself in Contracts or Property or something that I don't want to talk anymore about because it'll depress me. I'm glad I have my ice cream at home though.

Or maybe I should write that happy fluffy Valentine-ish Heero/Duo fic. I was supposed to write it last night, but the Naruto one got away from me instead. *kicks bunny*

... someone please love me gently. ♥

It's still today in my timezone