Ahahah... I shouldn't laugh, it hurts.

This is the funniest thing I have seen ever.

And that's not just the drugs talking! SPOILERS (sorta) for Naruto chapter 290. This is a "fantranslation" of the chapter... mostly, it's just an utter perversion with sex jokes and Surprise Tentacle Rape. No. For once, I am not kidding. Plus, the word "penis". Alot. But that's all Sai's fault. Really.

Well...

I woke up (after much toil and rolling over and sleeping more) feeling like someone beat me in my sleep. And I think I have a fever. Thank you, antibiotics, for working. Though, no love to the Robitussin DM, because I took that stuff and was still coughing like a bitch all night. Maybe I spoiled myself with all the Nyquil.

My parents have disappeared off somewhere, so I am home alone and raping making love to the neighbor's wireless connection.

Also, I forgot how cool Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are. The mini ones. Yum. ♥