Hey, WTF LJ!

To: LiveJournal
From: Me
Re: That E-mail You Sent Me

D:

Don't send me an e-mail telling me that my extra userpics are going to run out! I swear that the last time I checked, they were gonna run out around my birthday, but now you're telling me all my shiny icons will be gone on the 9th? So not cool! And my paid time is good for practically a WHOLE YEAR. What am I supposed to do without all my icons? Huh?

It's because I have too many tentacle icons, isn't? ISN'T? And deviant sexual icons. And chibisex. LJ HATES CHIBISEX DOESN'T IT?! YOU VILE OPPRESSOR!!

No love for you, LJ. No love.

~ Me


P.S.

HERE ENJOY THIS DEVIANTLY SEMI-SEXUAL ICON. JUST FOR YOU. BITCH.


P.P.S.

... AND STOP TIMING OUT ON ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO POST THIS. BITCH.