My Life as a Sitcom

The Powers That Be (TPTB): Gee, We wonder how We can make Sera's life miserable.
Life: I agree... she was way too happy at YaoiCon.
TPTB: ... a cold, maybe? We gave her a cold last year.
Life: That's a good start, but she got the cold AFTER the con, so it doesn't have the same impact. Ah! I know. I'll make her take the MPREs again this Friday!
TPTB: Damn, that's harsh, but We like it!
Life: We're still missing something though.
TPTB: Something worse than a cold and having to take a big test?
Life: Yeah. Just can't exactly put my finger on it...
Ovaries: OMG! ME! PICK ME! I WANNA ACT UP OUT OF TURN! IT'LL BE SO COOOOOOOOOL~!
TPTB: Eeeeeeexcellent...