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To: The Animators of Naruto
From: Me
CC: Fangirls
Re: The Latest Episode

Dear Animators,

Thank you for this episode. It was lovely. Also, thank you for that straight shot up the leg of Sasuke's shorts. You have given fangirls the world over the answer to a number of very important questions regarding Sasuke:

1) He is actually that pale all over and does not have a strange "farmer's tan" at the end of his shorts. This, of course, tells us fangirls that Sasuke enjoys walking around totally naked. After all, how else would he get such an even tan? Or non-tan, given his complexion.

2) He has very amazing thighs. Thighs that Naruto frequently enjoys being in between to inspect the quality of Sasuke's non-tan.

3) He actually does look hotter and more fuckable after you smack him around some, thus telling us fangirls that Sasuke enjoys sado-masochism. Naruto, of course, is his partner for such ventures.

4) He, quite possibly, does not wear any underwear beneath his shorts.

Once again, on behalf of all the fangirls, I thank you for these lovely episodes. I hope to see more things of this nature in the future, especially when Naruto goes Kyuubi.

Sincerely,

Sera

... looks like a good day so far

I got six hours of sleep last night. I had my banana for breakfast. I got on the bus that got me to school before class. The elevators were prompt. I got a free bag of chips out of the vending machine when I bought a Twix to eat in class. The weather is lovely.

If I get struck by freak lightning when I go home, we'll know why.

*feels sort of paranoid*


EDIT...

Gonna buy lotto tickets. No one won last night and the jackpot is $78 million now. *hopehopehopes*

Because blue_soaring has commanded it...

... and I need a reason to spam LJ. I'm bored. *^___^*

( Cut no Jutsu! )

EDIT...

Ack! blue_soaring also wanted to *cough*seethatpictureofmeinaschoolgirluniform*cough*.

>_>

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