... tell me why I'm female again?

So.

Was woken up this morning afternoon by a particularly vicious stab from my ovaries to my lower back. It seriously hurt and woke me up and so I rolled out of bed and hobbled to the bathroom to brush my teeth and do waking up things. I barely had the toothbrush in my mouth before my whole lower back seemed to seize up and thepain went shooting from my ovaries to much of the lower half of my body. Needless to say, I spit out my toothpaste as quickly as possible and then managed to stagger back to bed before I fell over. Then I curled into a fetal position under the cover and shivered for awhile.

And then I woke up two hours later.

>_<;;

And what sucks the most is that these are my WARNING pains BEFORE anything really starts to get going. I'm so glad I have Midol handy.