Because EVERYTHING is funny right now

I need a "lemming" icon. d00d. Seriously. I need one. *pokes people* Lemmings!

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Holy fuck, it's cold. My legs feel numb and I'm wearing socks and sweats. I think it's about time for me to whip out the Big Ass Heavy Fur Coverlet Thing of DOOM (TM) and toss it on my bed. God, I would freeze without that thing. And it feels so nice. And warm. And... and furry.

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... I think Tylenol Cold & Flu Daytime and Nyquil really really really don't like each other. Because I'm... I'm feeling kinda funny. And I keep waking up in the middle of the night feeling drunk. And needing to pee, but that's something else entirely. Maybe they don't mix well because they're made by rival companies? Like you shouldn't drink Coke AND Pepsi at the same time. Your stomach implodes or something.

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I am rapidly losing all coherence.

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LEMMINGS!

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... ahahahahahaha!

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.____.;;

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I should go to bed RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I know I'm going to kick myself in the morning. I know it. Or, well, the afternoon, because I'm going to sleep in because it's Saturday.

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And zerotwofan said that it tasted like latex with chocolate pudding smeared on it. Some of you will know what I'm talking about. Some of you won't. But I bet you'll be able to guess. Or maybe not.

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I don't know if I'm making sense anymore. Goodnight.