random snips that need to be turned into a fic...

"Heero Yuy's no prince, ojou-san. He's a terrorist, a hacker, a suicidal psychopath, a cold-hearted bastard, and a helluva lover, but he's definitely *not* a prince."

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//And in other news: who is the mysterious young man who has recently been seen attending Vice Foreign Minister Darlian's political functions? Could it possibly be her secret lover? Earth Sphere Tonight has an exculsive story on this torrid affair!//

Duo snorted and quickly changed the channel. "Well, if Heero ever *did* want to find either one of us, all he'd have to do is turn on the news!"

Relena rubbed her temples as she felt the return of her stress headache. "Oh, my PR staff is going to have a field day with this one."

"That's the caveat of being such a public figure, Relena. Your private life isn't private and you've got to deal with the paparazzi."

"You'd think after the stunt you pulled last July, the media would know we're not a couple."

"Admit it, princess, even *you* thought that reporter deserved to be shot."

"But I didn't think you'd actually do it!"

"Hey! The court cleared me of all the charges! He came rushing outta no where in the middle of the night. How was *I* suppose to know that it wasn't a gun in his hand?"

"It was a camera, Duo."

"Camera, gun, whatever. He was getting on my nerves."

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"Well, lemme put it this way, princess. You know that old saying: 'It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all'?"

"Yes. What about it?"

"It's a lie."

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"We're really pathetic, Relena."

"I don't like to think of myself like that."

"Oh? What are you then?"

"I prefer to be called emotionally-challenged."

>_

oh. my. god.

i'm writing a 2+R.

*I* am writing a 2+R...

that's it. hell has frozen over.

i have too much time on my hands

just for shits and giggles, i want this.

k-chan will understand. hell, anyone who knows me will understand.

there's more here. i especially like the "Bad Ass 02" baseball jersey. but it's red. which is okay just to have that logo on the back of it.

shamelessly stolen...

... from Akadot.com Go on, try to figure out what the original titles are. It's not that hard. ^^;;

I personally like #5, just because... well, it's true!


Anime Titles If They Were Gay Porn

10: Poke A Man: The Joe Toy Journeys
9: You, You, Hot Beau
8: Holediver
7: Bumdamn: 08th BS Team, Bumdamn Sling, and Mobile Dude Bumdamn
6: Anal Fury 2: Double Impact
5: Saiyuki
4: Mancocks Plus, Mancocks II, and, the recently completed, Mancocks 7
3: Neil Under Steven
2: Love Hima
1: Kimba, the Milky White Stallion

Het-Be-Gone

[Scene: Main Commons of Castle Anthrax]

[The regular crowd is milling around the Main Commons. Fujitaka is in the kitchen, humming as he prepares a meal. Sirius, Remus, Mamoru and Shinji are gathered around the pool table. Eriol and Draco are playing DDR, and it's obvious from the light show around them that they're playing the 'magically enhanced version.' However, there seems to be a large crowd gathered around the TV/lounge area, where the plush couches and beanbag chairs are set up. Makoto is sitting on a purple beanbag chair, staring intently at the chessboard in front of him. The chessboard is on the coffeetable, and Duo is also staring at the board, contemplating his next move. Sitting *right* next to him on the loveseat is Relena. She's actually leaning up against him, looking at the board as well.]

Wufei: This is disgusting.

Trowa: I would have to agree.

[Wufei and Trowa are on the catwalk that goes around the Commons, looking down at the crowd. Makoto makes a move, captures one of Duo's black pieces, and then throws off an innuendo about always being in the right place at the right time. He winks at Duo. Duo ignores him, instead turning to where Relena is whispering in his ear. They both smile and Duo makes his move.]

Duo: Check! [turns to Relena] Thanks, I wouldn't have seen that one.

[Relena just blushes and puts her head on Duo's shoulder. Duo gives a goofy sort of grin and moves some of her bangs out of her eyes.]

Wufei: [eyebrow twitching] That's it. I think that I am going to be violently ill now. How in the world did this happen?!

[Quatre makes his way across the catwalk and looks down at where Duo and Relena are practically snuggling on the couch. Makoto has given up and the three Muses are engaged in conversation]

Quatre: I think Heero's inattention to the both of them just might be the reason.

Wufei: [snorts] Yuy's gone on these sorts of jags before. They usually make Duo paranoid and *more* willing to screw random guys. Never have I seen *Duo* turn *het* in response to Yuy's inattention.

Trowa: I would have to agree. With the way the Writer is, and the way most of the plotbunnies breed, it's mind-boggling why Duo and Relena would suddenly turn into best friends. Even if Duo was shunning Heero's advances -- which he's done in the past -- that doesn't explain why Relena is being so nice. Normally, she treats Duo very poorly.

[Quatre bites his lip as he looks down at the crowd again. Duo, Relena and Makoto have been joined by Syaoran, Sakura, Tomoyo, and Haruka. Duo takes a drink of something from a glass, then passes it to Relena, who drinks from the glass also. Quatre winces]

Quatre: This is getting to be serious. I've never seen a fic get slammed through the queue as quickly as this one did. Especially with the nature of it. The Writer keeps blocks up to weed these sorts of fics out, yet this one managed to get through. I'd hate to be face-to-face with the bunny itself.

Wufei: [thinks] So we're dealing with a rogue bunny that turns Muses het?

Trowa: No. Relena is already het. That can't be it.

[All three Boyz ponder the question at hand. Suddenly, all three of them look up at the same time]

Wufei: Bunnycrack!

Trowa: Bunnycrack.

Quatre: Bunnycrack!

Quatre: That's it! Someone must have upped the levels of bunnycrack in Castle Anthrax again. Duo, as Primary Muse, is probably feeling the after-effects of it.

Trowa: The Writer *has* been muttering something about 'Menchi-flavored crack' lately...

Wufei: [slams his fist into a wall] Dammit! Where the hell is Yuy?! This is all his fault!

Trowa: [shrugs] I haven't seen him lately. No one has.

Quatre: By Allah! We're going to have to do something about this quickly!

Wufei: Why?

Quatre: [points]

[The three GBoyz all look down towards the loveseat and go pale. Duo and Relena... are making out.]