Just a quick rant before class...

... I loathe you.

My Muses (re: Duo and Heero) have decided to revolt and now they (re: Duo and Heero) want a prequel to "Cowboy" to show how the two of them got together. And dammit, the scenes playing out in my head are really, *really* good. Heero's so innocently naive and confused, and Duo's so wickedly sexy and teasing.

[starts thumping head against desk]

And dammit, they've managed to make *this* storyline be the arc that sets off "Goodbye to Never Never Land," which is the Duo-Meets-His-Family Fic.

... I so hate it when my Muses (re: Duo and Heero) make my life complicated and miserable.

And also...

... I don't know what kind of crack Duo and Heero have been feeding the plotbunnies, but now I've got *LITTERS* of "Conversations Series" ficlets. There's at least one that's kicking enough for me to write, if I gather up the energy. Argh! And I still need to reorganize that whole timeline, too!

:::kicks her Muses:::

Dammit! Leave me alone!

:::wickedness:::

[Scene: the GW Common Room]

[Heero and Duo are sitting on the couch surrounded by piles of small, fluffy bunnies. All the bunnies are *tiny*, with blue and purple striped collars.]

Duo: [holding a bunny up to the light] What do you think about this one?

Heero: [looks at the bunny and shakes his head] Later. [holds another up by the scruff of the neck] This?

Duo: Oooh! I *like* that one!

Heero: [smirks] I thought so. [puts the bunny in a separate pile]

Duo: [sifting through the bunnies, ocassionaly, he'll punch one and it'll spit out some text] So... do you think that the Writer is gonna get pissed about this?

Heero: [shrugs and holds up another bunny. Duo shakes his head and he moves it to the side.] It doesn't matter. She gets pissed about *everything* that we try to push through with force. At least they're not full fics, so there's no real commitment.

Duo: [drops a little gray bunny onto the Keeper pile] Yeah, but *you're* not the one She bitches at.

Heero: If it makes you feel better, she might kill me again.

Duo: That is *so* not funny.

Wufei: [storming into the room] WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE *DOING*?!

[blinks]

Wufei: You two are pushing *MY* fic even farther back! Just one! All I want is this ONE fic finished, but NOOOOOOO... *everyone* gets more priority than me! INJUSTICE!

Duo: [blushing] Uh... sorry?

Yes... I like to blow shit up...

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