[Scene: the Sanctum]
[The Writer is in her chair, as always, but her eyes are slightly glazed and her expression keeps switching from manically grinning to dourly depressed. All the G-boyz are assembled: Heero is in a ripped and battle-worn Preventers uniform, Wufei is in sweatpants, Trowa is in his jeans with no shirt, Quatre is weraing his Little Little Shorts (TM), and Duo is wearing blue jeans and a white shirt (no black at all). They look at their Writer with a little fear. A drugged-up Writer is not a happy Writer.]
Writer: So... [she manages to pull herself together and glares] I'm actually impressed that I've gotten so much work out of you guyz. [riffles through some papers] I've gotten two new fics up at FF.Net... while they're not the ones I *WANTED* to be working on [Duo flinches], it's alright. I've got angst. Bleeding... painful... soul-wrenching... ANGST. [the Writer smiles and looks too happy as she says this]
Duo: [gulps and takes a small step forward] Well... if you're happy with the bunnywork, why'd you call us in, ma'am?
[The Writer *glares*, picks up a convienient bunny and hurls it at Duo. The bunny smacks Duo in the face. There is an explosion of light, and now TWO Duos are sitting dazed on the floor.]
Writer: THAT'S why I called you in, you insufferable PRICK! Not only do I have to deal with this stupid "Cowboy" bunny, you want me to write a full-blown yaoi scene that I'd much rather avoid! I'll give you brownie points, Duo... you managed to give a not-too-contrived plot, and I got to make to ANGST so much that you collapse into tears. [grins] That's the good part. The *BAD* part is that this fic is turning scarily into a hurt-comfort, and you KNOW how much those freak me out!
Heero: [stepping in] That's my fault. I'm the one who twisted the bunny so that the sex scene would be more believable.
Writer: [snapping] Shut up, Spandex Boy. You'll get your punishment, too. This medication is knocking me all out of whack and it's not making me happy. I'm going to finish "Cowboy," "Here's To the Night," "Anything," and "Ichi" before my Winter Break is over, even if kills me. Or one of you. I don't care right now. I'm even going to play with "Never Forget" if I'm not totally insane by then.
[there is a pause as everyone absorbs the new bunny roster]
Writer: [yelling] WELL?! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GET TO WORK!
[everyone bolts from the room]