Muses on the Rampage
Sep. 7th, 2001 12:19 pmWriter: ... Quatre is being a very pissy boy today. [kicks Quatre in the shins]
Quatre: [staggers back] Ow! Hey! That was uncalled for!
Writer: Yes, I think it was. What the hell do you think you're doing with *THIS*? [hurls a bunny at the blond. Quatre ducks and the bunny bounces off a wall]
Quatre: What's wrong with it?
Writer: What's WRONG with it?!? How about the fact that I've got fics coming out of my EARS and you boyz breed plotbunnies about as often as you shag!
Quatre: That's the reason why we're your primary Muses.
Writer: Yes, yes, I know that. But it doesn't mean you get to bombard me with bunnies when I'm trying to do my Accounting homework!
Quatre: Gave you an incentive to finish early, didn't it?
Writer: You're very pissy and uppity when I'm not working on one of your fics directly, aren't you? Can't you just be happy with the non-PWP?
Quatre: If everyone ELSE gets shortfics, I want one, too. It's only fair.
Writer: Not EVERYONE is getting shortfics. Heero's not harping on me--
Quatre: [interupts] Heero doesn't harp.
Writer: [ignores Quatre] -- and DUO isn't harping on me and he's my primary Muse!
Quatre: That's because he's trying to breed that Solo-fic that you want to use so you can "play in someone else's sandbox." He likes that AU.
Writer: Don't even mention that! Look... I just can't keep starting fics and not finishing them. It drives me nuts and the bunnies start to get feral after a while.
Quatre: Then all you have to do is finish the fics.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: Look. My fic is short AND angsty AND in first-person AND you get to have me in ZERO System mode.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: [practically purring] You know you can't resist writing me in ZERO System mode.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: And Trowa's bunny is practically writing itself, and if you don't do the extended citrus-scenes like you SAID, you've cut out half the fic right there.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: And Trowa's fic is short AND angsty AND first-person AND it gets WaFFy at the end. Plus it has a threesome.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: [purrs again and leans across the desk] You *KNOW* you can't resist a good threesome, either.
Writer: Oh my GOD, Quatre. You're GOOD. You're DAMN GOOD.
Quatre: [stands up straight again and crosses his arms] Why do you think I get laid so much?
Writer: [drops head on desk in defeat] Argh! Dammit! Now I can't even be angry with you! Go away! Go away! If I have the time this weekend and get all my RL work done, I'll see what I can do. Now go away!!!
Quatre: Do I get to go shag my boyfriends now?
Writer: Yes! Anything! I don't care! But if Duo OR Heero show up in here with requests for shortfics, you'll be damned sure that I'm pulling out all the stops in punishing you guys! Now GO!!!
Quatre: [staggers back] Ow! Hey! That was uncalled for!
Writer: Yes, I think it was. What the hell do you think you're doing with *THIS*? [hurls a bunny at the blond. Quatre ducks and the bunny bounces off a wall]
Quatre: What's wrong with it?
Writer: What's WRONG with it?!? How about the fact that I've got fics coming out of my EARS and you boyz breed plotbunnies about as often as you shag!
Quatre: That's the reason why we're your primary Muses.
Writer: Yes, yes, I know that. But it doesn't mean you get to bombard me with bunnies when I'm trying to do my Accounting homework!
Quatre: Gave you an incentive to finish early, didn't it?
Writer: You're very pissy and uppity when I'm not working on one of your fics directly, aren't you? Can't you just be happy with the non-PWP?
Quatre: If everyone ELSE gets shortfics, I want one, too. It's only fair.
Writer: Not EVERYONE is getting shortfics. Heero's not harping on me--
Quatre: [interupts] Heero doesn't harp.
Writer: [ignores Quatre] -- and DUO isn't harping on me and he's my primary Muse!
Quatre: That's because he's trying to breed that Solo-fic that you want to use so you can "play in someone else's sandbox." He likes that AU.
Writer: Don't even mention that! Look... I just can't keep starting fics and not finishing them. It drives me nuts and the bunnies start to get feral after a while.
Quatre: Then all you have to do is finish the fics.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: Look. My fic is short AND angsty AND in first-person AND you get to have me in ZERO System mode.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: [practically purring] You know you can't resist writing me in ZERO System mode.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: And Trowa's bunny is practically writing itself, and if you don't do the extended citrus-scenes like you SAID, you've cut out half the fic right there.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: And Trowa's fic is short AND angsty AND first-person AND it gets WaFFy at the end. Plus it has a threesome.
Writer: [blink blink]
Quatre: [purrs again and leans across the desk] You *KNOW* you can't resist a good threesome, either.
Writer: Oh my GOD, Quatre. You're GOOD. You're DAMN GOOD.
Quatre: [stands up straight again and crosses his arms] Why do you think I get laid so much?
Writer: [drops head on desk in defeat] Argh! Dammit! Now I can't even be angry with you! Go away! Go away! If I have the time this weekend and get all my RL work done, I'll see what I can do. Now go away!!!
Quatre: Do I get to go shag my boyfriends now?
Writer: Yes! Anything! I don't care! But if Duo OR Heero show up in here with requests for shortfics, you'll be damned sure that I'm pulling out all the stops in punishing you guys! Now GO!!!