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windandwater"Ooh! Nice one!"
Quatre winced, then absently reached for the bowl of popcorn that Duo was coddling. This *had* to be ranking on his list of strangest days EVER. First, he had been woken up by Duo's screaming -- which by itself was bad, but added with the fierce pain from his Uchuu no Kokoro as the other Muses started waking up was enough to knock him to his knees. And, on his knees, Quatre realized that he had just "done the deed" with the confused group of Yukino Makoto, Honouno Mai, Xelloss Metallium, Tomoe Hotaru, and Nephrite. All of them were blinking stupidly at each other and then Mai-chan started screaming and beating Makoto with her fists. Nephrite muttered something about stars, rolled over and went back to sleep. Xelloss was looking all too smug but then Haruka and Setsuna intervened and proceeded to wipe the look off of his face.
It was just too bad that Xelloss was a masochist and enjoyed the beating.
And then Quatre, not one to miss an opportunity, managed to flee with his dignity somewhat intact and searched for a friendly face. What he *got* was a great bunch of angry Muses. And Duo screaming at Relena while being forcibly restrained by Wufei. The blond had *tried* to calm the irate ex-pilot and princess down, but they would have none of it. And Quatre had been truly surprised when Relena had shoved him out of her way. Apparently her pacifism did not extend to the aftermath of a drunken orgy. He was glad that Trowa had appeared though... all they were missing was Heero and--
And that's when Quatre's Uchuu no Kokoro practically screamed and Duo had made his ever-so-observant comment.
Discretion was the better part of valor, wasn't it? Quatre asked himself and stretched out on the couch, snuggling against Trowa and snatching the soda out of Wufei's grasp in one smooth motion. It was strange, that the four had ended up back in their own Wing watching the events happening in the Main Commons over the Inter-Mansion Visual Feeds. They were properly clothed as well, and Duo had put it best: 'I love you guys. I love being naked. I love being naked *with* you guys... but right now, I'm gonna hurl if I'm not covered from head to toe.' And indeed, Duo had covered himself in his habitual black clericals. Trowa was in turtleneck and jeans (something he hardly ever wore in-mansion), and Wufei was wearing his full white outfit, jacket as well. Even Quatre was in his familiar pink shirt and khakis, if only for the fact that they were comfortable and COVERED HIM COMPLETELY.
Wufei shot him a look before snagging his soda back. "You could get your own, you know," the Chinese boy said, but not really meaning to be harsh.
"Then it wouldn't taste so good," Quatre replied with a smile.
Duo grinned, swiped the soda from Wufei's grasp and took a swig. "Hmmm... Q's right, Wu-babe. You make it taste better."
Wufei grumbled then returned his attention back to the vidscreen. "Ouch..." he muttered. "Xelloss is going to be feeling that one for a while."
Quatre snorted. "He likes pain. Watch... he's going to do something to make Heero angrier." And, like magic, Xelloss said something about Quatre's skills (which made the Arabian go red) and Heero attacked the Trickster Priest again.
Duo whistled and grabbed a handful of popcorn. "It's like watching a John Woo flick... but naked."
Trowa nodded. "We're going to have to ask Heero just *where* he gets his guns though."
Wufei watched as Heero (in all his naked glory) pulled two semi-automatics out from nowhere and go into a dive that brought him behind an upturned table, firing wildly and without being hindered. "After seeing *this*, do you really want to ASK?"
Quatre shook his head. "It's a good thing we have a D&D field... Eriol's not going to be getting up from that one."
"CHECK OUT YUE!" Duo exclaimed, leaning towards the screen. "Watch! Watch! OOOOhhhhhhh! *That* was a good one!"
Trowa smirked. "Kunzite shouldn't have said that about his hair."
Wufei just smiled and grabbed a handful of chips. "Well, if anything, this free-for-all fight allows all of the Muses to be rid of their frustration from last night's events. It is justice."
"Except for Relena."
"PLEASE don't mention her!"
"But, Duo... you're bisexual."
"NOT WITH RELENA!"
"I see your point. She is never going to forgive you."
"As long as she stays away from me, I don't care."
"Look... Heero's got the grenades and machine gun out."
"I just hope this snaps Hee-chan out of his uberslut!mode," Duo said. "I really don't want my ass on the line."
The other three boys winced sympathetically and nodded. Then they focused on the screen again.
"Whoa! I didn't know Heero could *DO* that!"
"He's flexible."
"I still want to know where he's getting his guns from."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Ask and you will recieve, huh?"
"Relena's gonna be PISSED."
Quatre winced, then absently reached for the bowl of popcorn that Duo was coddling. This *had* to be ranking on his list of strangest days EVER. First, he had been woken up by Duo's screaming -- which by itself was bad, but added with the fierce pain from his Uchuu no Kokoro as the other Muses started waking up was enough to knock him to his knees. And, on his knees, Quatre realized that he had just "done the deed" with the confused group of Yukino Makoto, Honouno Mai, Xelloss Metallium, Tomoe Hotaru, and Nephrite. All of them were blinking stupidly at each other and then Mai-chan started screaming and beating Makoto with her fists. Nephrite muttered something about stars, rolled over and went back to sleep. Xelloss was looking all too smug but then Haruka and Setsuna intervened and proceeded to wipe the look off of his face.
It was just too bad that Xelloss was a masochist and enjoyed the beating.
And then Quatre, not one to miss an opportunity, managed to flee with his dignity somewhat intact and searched for a friendly face. What he *got* was a great bunch of angry Muses. And Duo screaming at Relena while being forcibly restrained by Wufei. The blond had *tried* to calm the irate ex-pilot and princess down, but they would have none of it. And Quatre had been truly surprised when Relena had shoved him out of her way. Apparently her pacifism did not extend to the aftermath of a drunken orgy. He was glad that Trowa had appeared though... all they were missing was Heero and--
And that's when Quatre's Uchuu no Kokoro practically screamed and Duo had made his ever-so-observant comment.
Discretion was the better part of valor, wasn't it? Quatre asked himself and stretched out on the couch, snuggling against Trowa and snatching the soda out of Wufei's grasp in one smooth motion. It was strange, that the four had ended up back in their own Wing watching the events happening in the Main Commons over the Inter-Mansion Visual Feeds. They were properly clothed as well, and Duo had put it best: 'I love you guys. I love being naked. I love being naked *with* you guys... but right now, I'm gonna hurl if I'm not covered from head to toe.' And indeed, Duo had covered himself in his habitual black clericals. Trowa was in turtleneck and jeans (something he hardly ever wore in-mansion), and Wufei was wearing his full white outfit, jacket as well. Even Quatre was in his familiar pink shirt and khakis, if only for the fact that they were comfortable and COVERED HIM COMPLETELY.
Wufei shot him a look before snagging his soda back. "You could get your own, you know," the Chinese boy said, but not really meaning to be harsh.
"Then it wouldn't taste so good," Quatre replied with a smile.
Duo grinned, swiped the soda from Wufei's grasp and took a swig. "Hmmm... Q's right, Wu-babe. You make it taste better."
Wufei grumbled then returned his attention back to the vidscreen. "Ouch..." he muttered. "Xelloss is going to be feeling that one for a while."
Quatre snorted. "He likes pain. Watch... he's going to do something to make Heero angrier." And, like magic, Xelloss said something about Quatre's skills (which made the Arabian go red) and Heero attacked the Trickster Priest again.
Duo whistled and grabbed a handful of popcorn. "It's like watching a John Woo flick... but naked."
Trowa nodded. "We're going to have to ask Heero just *where* he gets his guns though."
Wufei watched as Heero (in all his naked glory) pulled two semi-automatics out from nowhere and go into a dive that brought him behind an upturned table, firing wildly and without being hindered. "After seeing *this*, do you really want to ASK?"
Quatre shook his head. "It's a good thing we have a D&D field... Eriol's not going to be getting up from that one."
"CHECK OUT YUE!" Duo exclaimed, leaning towards the screen. "Watch! Watch! OOOOhhhhhhh! *That* was a good one!"
Trowa smirked. "Kunzite shouldn't have said that about his hair."
Wufei just smiled and grabbed a handful of chips. "Well, if anything, this free-for-all fight allows all of the Muses to be rid of their frustration from last night's events. It is justice."
"Except for Relena."
"PLEASE don't mention her!"
"But, Duo... you're bisexual."
"NOT WITH RELENA!"
"I see your point. She is never going to forgive you."
"As long as she stays away from me, I don't care."
"Look... Heero's got the grenades and machine gun out."
"I just hope this snaps Hee-chan out of his uberslut!mode," Duo said. "I really don't want my ass on the line."
The other three boys winced sympathetically and nodded. Then they focused on the screen again.
"Whoa! I didn't know Heero could *DO* that!"
"He's flexible."
"I still want to know where he's getting his guns from."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Ask and you will recieve, huh?"
"Relena's gonna be PISSED."