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windandwater[Scene: GW Common Room]
Duo: [he's lying upside down on the sofa, legs over the back and head against the floor. He's wearing a new shirt that says: "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."] This *SO* sucks!
Wufei: [disgruntled and wearing pyjama bottoms] So close... I was SO *CLOSE* to getting more of my fic done! This is injustice!
Quatre: [calmly] You should not be so upset. You know the circumstances.
Duo: [sticks his tongue out] So sayeth the one guy who got HIS fic done before the Writer started screaming in pain!
Quatre: [a ZERO-esque gleam in his eyes] And the point is...?
Trowa: [he's wearing a Preventers uniform, since that was the last thing the Writer was doing before the pain set in] Snap out of it, Quatre! You know it creeps everyone out.
Quatre: [his black flight suit shifts into a pair of loose blue jeans as he shifts from ZERO!mode to slut!mode] I'm sorry. That tends to happen from time to time.
Wufei: You mean *all* the time, Winner. I, for one, am glad that the Writer is too swamped to even *consider* doing that "In the Arms of ZERO" fic.
[everyone shudders]
Duo: I think that's a consensus. I just want MY fic to get done!
Heero: You mean the songfic? You know the Writer puts songfics on low-priority.
Duo: Yeah, but all she really needs to do is type everything down...
Wufei: [snorts] When is the last time the Writer just "typed everything down"? The onna is a perfectionist when it comes to her fics. She won't do anything halfway!
Heero: [smirks] You're just bitter because she stopped before she got to your shower scene.
Wufei: Well, she finished the sex scene, didn't she?
Duo: And may I remind you that you were being one jealous prick?
Wufei: I also got laid. If I have to be a prick to get laid, so be it. It seems to work for Heero.
Heero: Hey! Don't bring me into this! You've seen those fics! I'd rather not be that big of an ass!
Quatre: I'm not a prick and I get laid.
Trowa: But you're either a nymphomaniac or you're ZERO System.
Quatre: And the point is...?
Duo: [cheerfully] I don't have to be a prick to get laid!
[everyone glares at him]
Duo: What did I say?
Wufei: That's because the Writer *likes* you. And she likes you uke. You're always paired with one of *us*...
Quatre: So when you think of it, you get stuck in abusive relationships, not matter how often you get laid.
Trowa: And the Writer absolutely loves to have you angst and have your heart broken.
Heero: And don't forget all the guilt and tragic past stuff.
Duo: [huffs] Fine! Fine! I get it! If none of you *want* to sleep with me, you should just tell me! [grins wickedly] I could always dig up that Solo Muse that's wandering around somewhere.
Other G-boyz: NO!!!
Duo: [he's lying upside down on the sofa, legs over the back and head against the floor. He's wearing a new shirt that says: "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."] This *SO* sucks!
Wufei: [disgruntled and wearing pyjama bottoms] So close... I was SO *CLOSE* to getting more of my fic done! This is injustice!
Quatre: [calmly] You should not be so upset. You know the circumstances.
Duo: [sticks his tongue out] So sayeth the one guy who got HIS fic done before the Writer started screaming in pain!
Quatre: [a ZERO-esque gleam in his eyes] And the point is...?
Trowa: [he's wearing a Preventers uniform, since that was the last thing the Writer was doing before the pain set in] Snap out of it, Quatre! You know it creeps everyone out.
Quatre: [his black flight suit shifts into a pair of loose blue jeans as he shifts from ZERO!mode to slut!mode] I'm sorry. That tends to happen from time to time.
Wufei: You mean *all* the time, Winner. I, for one, am glad that the Writer is too swamped to even *consider* doing that "In the Arms of ZERO" fic.
[everyone shudders]
Duo: I think that's a consensus. I just want MY fic to get done!
Heero: You mean the songfic? You know the Writer puts songfics on low-priority.
Duo: Yeah, but all she really needs to do is type everything down...
Wufei: [snorts] When is the last time the Writer just "typed everything down"? The onna is a perfectionist when it comes to her fics. She won't do anything halfway!
Heero: [smirks] You're just bitter because she stopped before she got to your shower scene.
Wufei: Well, she finished the sex scene, didn't she?
Duo: And may I remind you that you were being one jealous prick?
Wufei: I also got laid. If I have to be a prick to get laid, so be it. It seems to work for Heero.
Heero: Hey! Don't bring me into this! You've seen those fics! I'd rather not be that big of an ass!
Quatre: I'm not a prick and I get laid.
Trowa: But you're either a nymphomaniac or you're ZERO System.
Quatre: And the point is...?
Duo: [cheerfully] I don't have to be a prick to get laid!
[everyone glares at him]
Duo: What did I say?
Wufei: That's because the Writer *likes* you. And she likes you uke. You're always paired with one of *us*...
Quatre: So when you think of it, you get stuck in abusive relationships, not matter how often you get laid.
Trowa: And the Writer absolutely loves to have you angst and have your heart broken.
Heero: And don't forget all the guilt and tragic past stuff.
Duo: [huffs] Fine! Fine! I get it! If none of you *want* to sleep with me, you should just tell me! [grins wickedly] I could always dig up that Solo Muse that's wandering around somewhere.
Other G-boyz: NO!!!