Playground of my Mind

[windandwater]

[Scene: Writer's Sanctum]

Writer: Duo?

Duo: Yes, Writer?

Writer: What do you think you're doing?

Duo: [smirk] What does it look like?

Writer: It looks like you're trying to drive me insane.

Duo: I prefer to think of it as artistic expression.

Writer: Duo?

Duo: Yes, Writer?

Writer: This fic is totally fucked up.

Duo: You say that about half the fics you write.

Writer: Duo?

Duo: Yes, Writer?

Writer: You sound like you have MPD.

Duo: I prefer to think of it as healthy schizophrenia.

Writer: Duo?

Duo: Yes, Writer?

Writer: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Duo: I won't tell a lie. Heero's still on the twichy side, and without him you can't write "Anything" or the non-PWP. Unless you wanna do a lot of psycho!Quatre. I know you're pissed at Trowa for keeping his song playing all the time and I know you're not gonna *touch* Wufei's fics since he's trying to keep Heero sane. The bunny's been floating around. *AND* I need a shortfic for the Numerals Series. I'm just doing my job as your primary Muse.

Writer: Duo?

Duo: Yes, Writer?

Writer: Omae o korosu.

Duo: [laughs] I bet you say that to all the boys.