Mikkeneko: Hey guys! Duo: AUGH! IT'S RELENA! RUN! [He runs.] Mikkeneko: No, you baka, it's just me. Duo: AUGH! IT'S MIKKENEKO! HIDE! [He hides.] Mikkeneko: DUO... Heero: [pulls out a gun and points it at her] You're Relena. Mikkeneko: I am NOT! Heero: Prove it. Mikkeneko: Fine. Shoot me. Heero: Nani? Duo: [from behind couch] Go for it, Heero! When will you have another chance to shoot her? Heero: Ryoukai. [He pulls the trigger and a large blue chicken bursts from the end and attacks him.] Mikkeneko: Now, could Relena make your gun do that? Heero: [kills the chicken] Take out the braids and we'll talk. Mikkeneko: Aw! But I like these braids! Duo: NO! Mikkeneko: Fine, fine. [grumbles and takes out the two little braids] Duo: Oh, it's just you, Mikke! Mikkeneko: That's what I've been SAYING! Duo: Meep. [hides behind couch again.] Mikkeneko: Duo! Heero: What do you want? Mikkeneko: I need your help. Heero: You need my help? Mikkeneko: Both of you. Duo: Doing what exactly? Mikkeneko: I want you to go kill my nutty English professor. He's giving me so much work I don't have time to write. Heero: You expect us to help you write more? Duo: Maybe, if you spent more time on your schoolwork, you'd actually learn how to write! Heero: Duo, you baka! Duo: Hey, I can't help it. I never lie! Mikkeneko: Why, you --! Ohh, you're gonna regret that, Duo! Heero: Don't threaten my boyfriend! [shoots her again, with a real bullet this time] Mikkeneko: [vanishes from the plane with an infernal shriek] You are BOTH going to pay! "Spoil of War" part 8! HAHAHHAHAHAA! Duo: Hee-chan? Heero: Yes, koi? Duo: I'm scared. Heero: Me too. Make room behind that couch. Duo: Happy to. Mikkeneko [voice]: And don't think you can win back my favor by snuggling and being cute! 1/2: Damn!
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Mikkeneko: Hey guys!
Duo: AUGH! IT'S RELENA! RUN! [He runs.]
Mikkeneko: No, you baka, it's just me.
Duo: AUGH! IT'S MIKKENEKO! HIDE! [He hides.]
Mikkeneko: DUO...
Heero: [pulls out a gun and points it at her] You're Relena.
Mikkeneko: I am NOT!
Heero: Prove it.
Mikkeneko: Fine. Shoot me.
Heero: Nani?
Duo: [from behind couch] Go for it, Heero! When will you have another chance to shoot her?
Heero: Ryoukai. [He pulls the trigger and a large blue chicken bursts from the end and attacks him.]
Mikkeneko: Now, could Relena make your gun do that?
Heero: [kills the chicken] Take out the braids and we'll talk.
Mikkeneko: Aw! But I like these braids!
Duo: NO!
Mikkeneko: Fine, fine. [grumbles and takes out the two little braids]
Duo: Oh, it's just you, Mikke!
Mikkeneko: That's what I've been SAYING!
Duo: Meep. [hides behind couch again.]
Mikkeneko: Duo!
Heero: What do you want?
Mikkeneko: I need your help.
Heero: You need my help?
Mikkeneko: Both of you.
Duo: Doing what exactly?
Mikkeneko: I want you to go kill my nutty English professor. He's giving me so much work I don't have time to write.
Heero: You expect us to help you write more?
Duo: Maybe, if you spent more time on your schoolwork, you'd actually learn how to write!
Heero: Duo, you baka!
Duo: Hey, I can't help it. I never lie!
Mikkeneko: Why, you --! Ohh, you're gonna regret that, Duo!
Heero: Don't threaten my boyfriend! [shoots her again, with a real bullet this time]
Mikkeneko: [vanishes from the plane with an infernal shriek] You are BOTH going to pay! "Spoil of War" part 8! HAHAHHAHAHAA!
Duo: Hee-chan?
Heero: Yes, koi?
Duo: I'm scared.
Heero: Me too. Make room behind that couch.
Duo: Happy to.
Mikkeneko [voice]: And don't think you can win back my favor by snuggling and being cute!
1/2: Damn!