windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... my ovaries in a pear tree~

*stabs ovaries*

=___=;;

Started last night actually, just before I went to bed, but didn't think it was actually my period because, well, it's a week early. I now have underwear soaking in the sink so it doesn't stain. Merry Christmas, have some TMI. I am totally blaming [profile] luscious_sarah for this; her and her estrogen of DOOM.

I'm going to go curl up somewhere now. And eat chocolate.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
I like lists. I can think in lists.

-- Because I keep thinking about it, mothers, please do not let your daughters out of the house not wearing panties. Especially if they're -- for some godawful reason -- wearing minidresses (why would you let your teenage girl wear a minidress anyway). You know what, let's just make this a rule of NO ONE should ever leave their house not wearing panties (or boxers/briefs for the guys, though they can wear panties too, rock on).
-- Oh, and if you're going to be wearing a short skirt, fucking learn how to sit properly and keep your legs crossed or together and tilted to the side in the polite why so you don't flash everyone.
-- I beat the ice cream godz. The Sunday paper had coupons for buy one get one free ice cream at Baskin Robbins, so I went there with Aoi and K-chan. WTF the price of ice cream is so expensive now. But, because of the coupon, instead of getting 3 scoops of ice cream for about $6 (i.e. a single cone for each of us), we got two sundaes instead. So we got 5 scoops of ice cream, a brownie, bananas, whipped cream, nuts, chocolate and caramel sauce, and cherries. ♥
-- Dad went grocery shopping and bought food! Yay!
-- Angry at Dad for going grocery shopping and buying foor because he didn't tell me, and practically everything he bought, I have coupons for. I cut those coupons for a reason! And last time I went shopping I saved like, $40! Grrrrr.
-- I still don't like cats much.
-- I wish I'd win the lottery.
-- I can't think of anything else to write, because my life is dull and boring now. ;__;
windandwater: (Do Not Anger the Gods)
I had the best idea earlier today.

A snot saturation indicator on tissues.

No really. Hear me out.

See, like how they have different 'levels' of tampons based on how much, uh, 'moisture' they can absorb? Like light, regular, super, and super plus. Well, they should make tissues like that, too. Except maybe the tissues can change colors based on how much snot they've absorbed. Like, they're normal white and maybe they turn yellow and that's regular. But if they turn green, you're maxing out the tissue. And if they turn red, you're probably hemorrhaging and should see a doctor. THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. Because then I could figure out how much snot my body is producing because I'm blowing my nose all the time.

In other news, I started my period too. *stabs ovaries*

OTL














Hello. I'm sorry for the TMI. I'll go lay down now or something.
windandwater: (random by linbot)
Right on schedule. At least being pretty regular has some benefits.

*stabs ovaries*

I'm gonna go lay down in a semi-fetal position now and not move. Yay for holidays.


Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
windandwater: (d00d)
i'm a snot monster. i'm a monster made of snot. my nose hurts from blowing it so much why didn't my mom buy the puffs tissues with lotion in them? i have gone through a full box of tissues. ugh ugh ugh.

*snotty*

Adopt one today!
windandwater: (Tea with Demyx)
*yawns*

Looks like Moff infected me because I decided to take a nap, too. I was pretty tired for some reason after doing the grocery shopping, so I just had a nice 1 1/2 hour nap. Grocery shopping went well, and I was able to buy lots of snacks and foods I've been craving, plus I used a bunch of coupons. :3 And now the commissary has Super Plus tampons in stock! YES! Aoi-chan will know why I am so happy about this.

I also have Ben & Jerry's ice cream in the freezer. And salty potato chips. ♥

I think it's time for dinner~!


EDIT...

Why is LJ being a h0r and being slow with the Messages? I think that I'm getting them in my email just fine, but I like the Messages thing, too!
windandwater: (ORO?! / anime_babygirl)
... and still no period. T___T *rubs lower back* I want it to coooooome. Concert is this weeeeeekend. If it doesn't come IT HAS TO STAY AWAY UNTIL NEXT MONDAY GODDAMMIT.

Anyway, my lunch is cooking at the moment (tater tots!), and once my parents come home, I we're gonna go grocery shopping. I need to buy body wash and food and tampons and Midol and ice cream. You know, the neccessities.

On Saturday I went out (shoe) shopping with Aoi-chan again. Yes, our brave search for proper footwear continued, and we both returned triumphant. Or she did, and I finally bought a pair because I was pissed at not being able to find ANYTHING. Her shoes makes her about an inch taller than me. *jealousy* >_>;; I get about two inches from mine. Still, we had fun and bought other accessory-type things (I got a new pair of armwarmers and a hipbag). I like shopping. ♥

I still need to do another load of laundry here (yes, it is mild chores day), since all my jeans have somehow ended up dirty. XP I usually rotate them so I don't run out, but eh, I was lazy and now I have to catch up.

Oh, and one of my cousins is getting married in June. D: He's in the Philippines and it's just gonna be a civil ceremony for now, with a big church wedding next year. Hahaha... she's 5 months along, which is the reason for the rush. Oh those wacky Filipinos and their shotgun weddings. But one of my other cousins teased me that next time will be mine. DDDDD: No way! Though, it does seem like it's been going by age. First was Emerson, and now Edsel, I would be the next oldest of our group, followed by Karen, Melody, and Russel. I'll just Karen that I'll let her switch places with me. XD

Bleh, and it's kinda overcast/smoggy today. Ick. Good thing I'm staying (mostly) home today.

... huh

May. 18th, 2007 04:46 pm
windandwater: (Ritsuka is not amused)
I've been sniffling and rubbing at my nose ever since I got to the library. I hope it's only because it's super chilly in here, and not because I'm getting a cold.

Or maybe it's my allergies.

NO COLD. I'M GOING TO JROCK REVOLUTION NEXT WEEKEND.

Also, my period better get here soon because this dull ache in my lower back is annoying, and I keep tossing and turning in my sleep. And I don't want it during the concert when I'll be wearing fishnets and a supershort skirt. e___e;;

Bleh

May. 4th, 2007 04:34 pm
windandwater: (Riku and Sora Say What)
Apparently, I spam LJ when I'm bored and have nothing better to do. >_>;;

I'm cold because the place I'm sitting at is somehow colder than where I was yesterday. Or, actually, I think I'm under a bunch of vents. *shivers* Maybe I'll go home early today, but that means fighting traffic all the way home, since it's almost 5pm.

I wanna go shopping this weekend, too, since I have to get my mom a Mother's Day present and a birthday present, and buy Aoi-chan a bday present. And maybe look for higher shoes and stuff to wear to Jrock Revolution.

D:

And I really need to pee, but the bathrooms here at the library are kinda scary, and I'd have to get the key from the front desk.

I'm sure you all wanted to know that.
windandwater: (WTF?!)
[The scene: a few hours ago]

Me: *has stepped out of a nice, long, hot relaxing shower and is drying off*
Towel: *has a small red smear on it*
Me: ... well, that's either from me cutting my leg while shaving, or from a place not my leg.
Ovaries: D:<
Me: =___=;; Yup, a place not my leg.

[End scene]

***

[Epilogue]

Me: *stabs ovaries*
windandwater: (Bakura knows Carnage)
*STABS OVARIES*

... guess who got a present on Father's Day? Nope, it wasn't my dad. =___=;; But this is all his fault, and he even admitted it.

cut for TMI of the feminine nature )

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