windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
NO LJ I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DELETE MY JOURNAL. NOT ANY OF THEM. EVEN IF I HAVEN'T LOGGED IN FOR YEARS.

IT'S MINES, PRECIOUSSSSS. IT'S MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Uhm

Apr. 22nd, 2013 01:22 pm
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
Hello there, internets.

=___=;;

Jun. 15th, 2012 10:58 am
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS WHENEVER I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME?!
windandwater: (Oro?)
I TOTALLY HAVE THINGS TO SAY, BUT THERE IS. SO. MUCH.

And I'm sorta lazy.

This "here's what I've been doing for the past month lolz" post keeps getting longer and longer. It's almost like I have a real life.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
On the kitchen counter/bar are two chocolate bunnies. Not Godiva though. The fuckers. But they're Dove, which makes me happy. Also, I had a dollar off coupon for them, so yay for me being cheap. Anyway, not only are they chocolate bunnies, they are chocolate fairy bunnies, which means they have delicious ears and wings for me to gnaw off.

I must be strong. I must not eat them until Easter. I can do this.











.................... or I can eat one, and save one for Easter. Yes. Yes, this sounds like a good idea, too.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
I just got an e-mail from Godiva, inviting me to make a custom Easter basket at their boutiques, and you get a free basket, ribbon and trimmings.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU BASTARDS.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
SO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE GODIVA SHOP AT THE GALLERIA AT TYLER -- A.K.A. WHERE I GO TO GET MY FREE MONTHLY TRUFFLE FIX -- HAS CLOSED.

It's closed! Right before EASTER and MY BIRTHDAY! I totally went there today to get my free monthly chocolate and buy my family's Easter goodies basket and THE STORE WAS CLOSED. I can't even put into words how upset I was. Easter is one of my favorite holidays (CHOCOLATE BUNNIES) and my birthday is seriously on the Tuesday right after, so not only would I have gotten tasty Easter chocolates, I also would've gotten tasty Easter chocolates at HALF PRICE, and then another free monthly truffle.

*cries bitterly*

And now the nearest Godiva store is like, 50 miles away. And no, the Godiva chocolates you buy in grocery and department stores don't count because I can't pick a free truffle out of the shiny glass case. >:F WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!

Not even the knowledge that they're adding a Red Robin's to Tyler will soothe my pain. Onion rings just don't stack up against a FREE MONTHLY CHOCOLATEY TRUFFLE.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
Someone thought I was a high school student.

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
windandwater: (Default)
So, #2 on the list of Things You Don't Want to Happen When Wet, Naked, and Blind in the Shower:

Giant spider attack.

Sob.


EDIT...

#1 is obviously being stabbed to death by Norman Bates.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
Heero actually sighed and looked over at the clock on the wall. "Look, Duo," he said, a sharp note of impatience in his voice. "This has been going on too long. I should have had you on your back and begging to come ten minutes ago. Maybe if this was a multipart, we could indulge in your psychotic fantasies. But this is a oneshot. So get over here, start crying, and let me get you naked!"

I think this is the best paragraph that I have ever written.

... I'm going to bed now. Really.
windandwater: (Oro?)
I'm finally getting LJ notif emails! From over a week ago. >_>;; Nice job, LJ! *thumbs up!*

In additional, and more personal fail, my mother doesn't know how old I am. And, after the initial shock wore off, I found that I was, surprisingly, not surprised. Looks like things aren't shaping up for a good birthday this year. Maybe I should just dig a hole to hide in.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
So I have progressed from a dry hacking cough, to a wet hacking cough, to a wet hacking cough and a whole lot of snot and sinus pressure. Yay. It is officially allergy season.

OTL

Have decided to forgo the most excellent (if not-suitable-for-driving) OTC medicine I was using the past two days, so that I can cough enough and loosen up all the junk in my chest. And hopefully get rid of it one way or another. Though, if I start doing the coughing-up-blood thing (not really, because that would be horrifying and I would go straight to the hospital), I'm going back to the medicine. XP

Fun times.

/sarcasm
windandwater: (Oro?)
*throttles LJ for being a whore*

Anyway, yesterday was certainly trying. It seems that everything related to technology hated me yesterday. LJ was being dickish. Facebook was abnormally slow. Farmville and Castle Age both glitched on me so I just had to give up and not do anything with them. Only Ocean Party worked reasonably well when I wanted to play it.

At the moment though, I am baking a ham. Because I feel like it and because I'm hungry and because we had roast on Easter instead of ham, so might as well not let this guy sit around too long. Also, I'm getting a naughty thrill about eating pork on a Friday, after all the Lent and fasting. XP

I think I will make mashed potatoes to go with the ham.

And no, I still haven't figured out what to do for my birthday. Which is tomorrow. But I have many chores to do today, including folding laundry, cleaning my bathroom (or at least the mirrors and sink since the rest is clean), and painting my nails.

Oh, and Merlin is on tonight on SyFy. X3;; I understand what everyone on my flist is freaking out about now.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
So yesterday in a fit of pique, I bit down my fingernails so that I wouldn't have a repeat of what happened to my neck. >_>;; They needed to be trimmed anyway. But now the edges are all kind of jagged and uneven. Gah. I hate having to file down my nails. But at least I didn't bite them down to the quick.

In other news, I just had lunch.

I still want a cheeseburger. And I want my ovaries to finally start my period instead of me having this lingering lower back pain for no reason. :x I swear, I can feel when an egg gets squeezed out. And it hurts like a bitch.

FML

Mar. 22nd, 2010 05:19 pm
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
So, I took a shower a couple hours ago because cleanliness is a good thing. I've been sleeping weird lately, so I have a crick in my neck and it sorta hurts when I turn my head too far to one side. I thought: "Hey, I'm having a hot shower, I will let the water beat on my sore area and rub the crick out."

And it worked. A little. It felt good anyway.

Until my hand slipped, and I ended up gouging the side of my neck with my nails. Nails which have gotten long again. x__X;; Now the side of my neck looks like I got mauled by a bear, and is all pink and got bleedy because of the broken skin.

OTL

At least I'm not thinking of the crick anymore.
windandwater: (Oro?)
*girds my loins*

Work in Progress (WIP) meme:
Post a sentence (or two) paragraph (because I write strange sentences :/) from as many of your WIPs as you want, with no explanation attached.

Blanket warnings for... yaoi/shounen-ai, Elricest, smut, and everything everyone loves to read from me. YMMV on some of these, but they're generally safe. And it's not EVERYTHING that I've got in the grinder. Just some of my older stuff. >_>;;


I'm almost ashamed of how many I have here... )
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