omg

Jan. 23rd, 2013 10:31 am
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries weakly*

i knew this would be a bad month i can't even capitalize or punctuate properly
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*
*flops over*

Got absolutely nothing done today. Argh. And why is no one else watching The Walking Dead so I can flail and geek out with you?!
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*stabs ovaries*

Oh ovaries, I didn't miss your wacky hijinks. =____=;; At least you timed yourselves properly this month. But please, I'd like to be able to eat something.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
DAMMIT OVARIES YOU COULDN'T WAIT ONE DAY COULD YOU. JUST ONE DAY. AND IT'S SO HOT AND I'LL HAVE TO BE ON MY FEET ALL NIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!

*stabs ovaries viciously for being uncooperative]

Aaaaaargh

Aug. 8th, 2012 10:50 pm
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

I got so angry at my dad today that I started my period early. Nnnnnnnngh. =___=;; This, along with the super hot 100+ weather lately is making me cranky. And I have no chocolate or ice cream.

*diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies*

=___=;;

Jun. 15th, 2012 10:58 am
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS WHENEVER I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME?!
windandwater: (Oro?)
*stabs ovaries*

I didn't let them stop me from going to the bead show today! The stuff I bought is worth the pain. Though I wish I had tons more money.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*




... *chugs some Advil and Mountain Dew*

Even when I know it's coming, my ovaries still find ways to cause me pain. =___=;;
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
First of all, to get this out of the way...

*stabs ovaries*

Also, having to wander around a grocery store early in the morning without breakfast and on your period sucks hardcore. I only survived because of Super Plus tampons and the free hazelnut coffee. It was delicious and I had two cups. Then I knocked back Advil from the new bottle I bought at the store. That made things much much better.

Second, and totally unrelated, a meme! Just because I feel in a meme-y mood. 'tis the season and all that. ♥

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

And to make it more interesting, this month I'm having rather violent moodswings. :/ I just want to curl up in bed and not talk to anyone, which is strange because I was in a good mood yesterday.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

I've been wondering when those lumps of flesh were going to start up for the month. Of course it would have to be when the weather starts hitting in the near 100s again. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

... I suppose I should thank them for not starting up until after Art Walk and having fun last night at Sake 2 Me with Aoi, K-chan, Pet, Mikke, and Pet's two friends. I really enjoyed that sake bomb, too.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

LJ is eating notifs and I'm posting about my ovaries. All is right with the world.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
LOL that subject line sounds so dramatic.

*stabs ovaries*

Funny story: I started getting lower back pains earlier this week that usually signals the incoming red tide. I told my ovaries very firmly that they could not start up until after Thursday, since that was Art Walk and I had to be out and selling my stuff. They obeyed. Until I woke up on Friday.

Now I am curled in pain and this has been your girly TMI for the week.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
It's 2 PM on Monday afternoon.

Guess what my neighbor is doing? If you guessed "practicing his horrible music with his band" you get a cookie!

... I'm starting to vaguely understand the lyrics now. That, or his amps are just louder today than usual.

>_>;;

Oh. And I started my period today. Double yay.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
I hate when I stab my ovaries and they decide to stab me back. Plus, it's been cold and rainy all weekend and I ran out of Advil.

=___=;;

*curls up*

Nov. 28th, 2010 09:50 pm
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*stabs ovaries so much SOMUCH*
*wants more Midol*

T_T
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*stabs ovaries*

At least they had perfect timing this month. Didn't start up the pain and bleeding until after [profile] luscious_sarah had her vacation. So whoo for that.

I need to stop eating the Halloween candy though. :/ It's for the trick-or-treaters... but it's delicious. ;___;
windandwater: (Oro?)
*stabs ovaries*

So, bleedy and the crazy weather are a bad combo. It's like Mother Nature is crampy too!

x____X;;
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

I apologize now and in advance for anyone who runs against the brunt of my emotardness and general ovary-induced shenanigans.

Also, my mother is now offended by the sound of my laughter. I can no longer express amusement or joy over anything. I might as well stab myself and get it all over with.

I kind of hate the whole world right now. And I'm hungry.

=___=;;

Aug. 1st, 2010 01:23 pm
windandwater: (Oro?)
I think they need to make Extra Super HOLYSHIT Plus tampons for me. This is like a horror movie.

That was your TMI for the day. Enjoy it.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

No wonder I was raging for cheesecake. And baby back ribs.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*
*tries to find a comfortable position to be in*

Stupid lumps of flesh.

=___=;;
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

T_T

I wanted to do something this weekend, even if it was just (window) shopping. And I want a bacon cheeseburger. Stupid ovaries. Maybe they'll stop by Monday, but I doubt it. I can't find a comfy position to lay in either. Stupid stupid lumps of flesh.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*STABS OVARIES*
*VIGOUROUSLY*

No wonder I've been so cranky and out-of-sorts lately. This one crept up on me, since I wasn't supposed to start for another week, at least. Stupid ovaries and their stupid lack of time. IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONCE A MONTH YOU STUPID LUMPS OF FLESH.

ONCE.

=_____=;;

*goes off to maul some chocolate then lay down*
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*STABS OVARIES*

So, of course -- of course -- I started my period today. Today, when I expected it last weekend, and when I have an appointment tomorrow at the DMV. AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Tomorrow morning, even, just to make things worse. I feel so stabbity about this. I'm totally going to chug Advil tomorrow since I have no Midol.

And, even better, the weather has taken a turn for the worse, so it's windy and cold and there's rain. There will be rain tomorrow.

DMV visit is just to renew my driver's license, so nobody worry that I did anything bad. XP Hopefully, I will be in and out in a reasonable amount of time, or I might slaughter people in the waiting room.

I'm just hoping that I bleed out early (that sounds so terrible to say) because I was going to wear a white dress on Easter. DX

At least I have a whole package of Hershey's chocolate bars. I will EAT THEM ALL.

VICIOUSLY.
windandwater: (Oro?)
*stabs ovaries*
*is a lump of not moving*

I think this is the period where I eat everything in sight. I'm having cravings, but I'm not sure what for. I just demolished half a bag of Cheetos, some pecan Turtles, and a Blow-Pop (sour apple). This after having a Lava Flow smoothie (IRONY I KNOW BUT IT WAS DELICIOUS). And I'm still hungry for dinner.

There's also Hagen-Daz ice cream and a caramel turtle pie in the freezer. And one blessed package of Cadbury Creme Eggs.

I just might survive.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

... I'm... going to just curl up in this corner and die, if nobody minds.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... my ovaries in a pear tree~

*stabs ovaries*

=___=;;

Started last night actually, just before I went to bed, but didn't think it was actually my period because, well, it's a week early. I now have underwear soaking in the sink so it doesn't stain. Merry Christmas, have some TMI. I am totally blaming [profile] luscious_sarah for this; her and her estrogen of DOOM.

I'm going to go curl up somewhere now. And eat chocolate.

wryyyyyyy

Dec. 1st, 2009 04:35 pm
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

It's early. And I have to work tomorrow. YOU STUPID THINGS YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO START UNTIL THE WEEKEND.

*crai*

Oct. 5th, 2009 01:40 pm
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

... there were things I wanted to do this week. Stupid lumps of tissue.

*DIES*

Sep. 6th, 2009 04:43 pm
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuugh.

Started my period late Friday night (like when I was going to bed), which was horrifically bad timing since we had family visiting this weekend. Almost everyone from SF came down because they were going to a wedding in the area, so they all crashed our house for a visit. Somanypeopleomg.

So I was on my first day, which isn't as horrifically bad bleeding-wise as my second and third days, but still very much with the needing of super plus size. x___X;; And then I was coerced into driving the kids (all my younger cousins) to the mall, because some of the girls needed dresses for the wedding still. Plus, they just wanted to get out of the house and away from their parents. There were 7 of them, ranging from the oldest (21) to the youngest (10), and mostly in the annoying high schooler stage. The youngest didn't go to the mall with us, so we all fit in our SUV. Whoo.

D:

And it was really weird because they were all on their cellphones all the fucking time. Like, they should have had their phones surgically attached to their hands. They were always twittering or texting or doing God-knows-what, so I was surrounded by little electric chirping noises and beeping the whole time.

It is only by the grace of God and Advil that I survived. And the milk chocolate caramel chocolixir from Godiva.

After we got back from the mall, most of my relatives left, since they were staying in hotels closer to the wedding. Only my Kuya Charlie's family stayed with us at our house overnight, so it was five extra (Kuya Charlie, Ate Nene, and their 3 girls). Thank god we had rooms enough for everyone to have a bed, though two of the girls shared one.

They finally left this morning, and I went back to bed at like, 10:30am after having been awakened at 8am by my ovaries. Actually, had been awakened by then no less than three times (2am, 5am, 8am) because of girly issues, so I slept pretty badly. Slept until 1pm, and woke up in time to watch the new episode of What Would Brian Boitano Make. Have been floppy and curled up not moving since then.

I love my family, but I'm really glad they're gone.

Of course

Aug. 7th, 2009 10:44 am
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*stabs ovaries*

... started, uh, Wednesday actually. But it's being rather mean today. And yesterday. Yesterday was bad.

=___=;;

Maybe I'll eat the rest of my chocolate bunny.

*crai*

Jul. 9th, 2009 11:47 am
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries so much SOMUCH*

*crawls away to find the Midol*
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
It sounds like some neighbor is having a party. More like: it sounds like there's a fucking rave next door. And I know this because the music is that loud, and the bass is shaking my windows sometimes.

It's midnight.

I don't want to sound cranky but I'm bleeding copiously and already in a bad mood and if they don't break it up at 2AM, I just might call the cops about a noise disturbance. LOLZ there's a city ordinance for no noise disturbances after 2AM. I was feeling tired and considered going to bed early, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WON'T HAPPEN NOW.

I want to stab something.
windandwater: (Oro?)
Let's keep track:

+ I have Advent Children Complete!
- Had to go to two different Targets on opposite sides of the city for it.
+ Got it for only $7, instead of $30.
- Started my period.
+ Bought lots of tasty McDonald's to chow down on.
+ Didn't have to use my own money for it.
+ Got two free collectible glasses!
- Cramping.
+ Showered!
- Ran out of nice smelling lotion.
+ Spent time with [personal profile] aoi (since she drove me around today).
- Still bleeding.
+ Still have more chicken nuggets and french fries to eat later!

... yes, I think I'm reasonably ahead for the day. :D!

auuuugh

May. 6th, 2009 11:58 am
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

Not unexpected but still annoying. And messing up my plans for the week.

x__________X;;
windandwater: (Bakura knows Carnage)
*stabs ovaries*

*goes to lay down quietly after eating a Cadbury Creme Egg*

... at least it's not on my birthday. But it's being vicious to make up for it.

=___=;;


EDIT...

I am always amazed by how this mood icon makes it look like Duo has cramps, too.
windandwater: (Do Not Anger the Gods)
I had the best idea earlier today.

A snot saturation indicator on tissues.

No really. Hear me out.

See, like how they have different 'levels' of tampons based on how much, uh, 'moisture' they can absorb? Like light, regular, super, and super plus. Well, they should make tissues like that, too. Except maybe the tissues can change colors based on how much snot they've absorbed. Like, they're normal white and maybe they turn yellow and that's regular. But if they turn green, you're maxing out the tissue. And if they turn red, you're probably hemorrhaging and should see a doctor. THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. Because then I could figure out how much snot my body is producing because I'm blowing my nose all the time.

In other news, I started my period too. *stabs ovaries*

OTL














Hello. I'm sorry for the TMI. I'll go lay down now or something.
windandwater: (Sasuke doesn't care)
*stabs ovaries*

I have someplace to be tomorrow! Stop bleeding! You've done it for two days already!

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