windandwater: (Oro?)
*girds my loins*

Work in Progress (WIP) meme:
Post a sentence (or two) paragraph (because I write strange sentences :/) from as many of your WIPs as you want, with no explanation attached.

Blanket warnings for... yaoi/shounen-ai, Elricest, smut, and everything everyone loves to read from me. YMMV on some of these, but they're generally safe. And it's not EVERYTHING that I've got in the grinder. Just some of my older stuff. >_>;;


I'm almost ashamed of how many I have here... )
windandwater: (YondyNaru OTP)
THANK YOU KISHIMOTO FOR GIVING ME A REASON TO USE THIS ICON AGAIN.

OMG.

*FLAILS SO MUCH OMG*
windandwater: (NejiNaru -- Canon Like Whoa)
Fuck you, too, Kishimoto.

Who changed the brand of paint thinner that you're inhaling?


EDIT...

Unrelated to the above, can someone give me and mp3 of "Shiny Happy People" by REM? That song is in my head lately but I can't get past the chorus.
windandwater: (Do Not Anger the Gods)
I'm feeling kinda blah and cranky and out-of-sorts today. Might be because it's getting near the end of the month and the hormones are flaring. Or maybe it's the weather.

*flops over*

Maybe some food and a shower will make me feel better. Or I can play Trickster until the patch, then do some stuff, then it'll be Project Runway time. *yawns* But I'm not feeling up to doing anything right now. Bleh.


EDIT...

This post on Project Rungay sums up exactly how I feel about this season. I love them so.


EDIT SAYS WHAT...

Re: the new Naruto manga chapter spoilers --

What the fuck, Itachi. What the fuck.


EDIT SAYS IT'S HAUTE COUTURE NOT READY TO WEAR...

This is what avant garde haute couture looks like. Galliano's collection for Christian Dior. I don't like everything here, but the details and execution are amazing. I really like the 'de-constructed kimono' look to some of the outfits, and you can see the 60s mod-vibe Galliano's been playing with lately.
windandwater: (blah blah blah by celest)
This is gonna be a sort of "catch up" post for me, so expect it to be edited as things happen.

First of all, I updated my Project Runway post for my review and ranting about the episode. Feel free to jump in and debate with me about what happened. :3 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Second, I'll be working more on the crossdressing!Riku fic for [livejournal.com profile] questofdreams, so once I'm done I'll probably tell everyone and link it here.

Third... fuck you Shippuden. I watched episode 42 (KyuuNaru!!) and read the translation for the latest manga chapter, and this is exactly why I'll never be free of Naruto. Damn you, Kishimoto, for bringing the good crack. And KyuuNaru's "... :D... :D?" face is cute in a disturbing way. *shakes fist at*


EDIT...

It's really fucking cold in the library all of a sudden. *shivers hard* I'm wearing layers and put on my sweater, but it's still cold. Very distracting. XP Earlier it was pleasantly warm and comfortable.

EDIT AGAIN...

I nearly poked my eye out trying to re-adjust my glasses because things were looking fuzzy. U____U;; I'm wearing my contacts. This will take more getting used to.
windandwater: (Itachi -- Have some candy little boy)
Oh, Itachi.

Admit it. You slaughtered your clan because they didn't accept you being utterly fabulous. I knew the nail polish was a sign.
windandwater: (Sasuke doesn't care)
Why the hell did an RP group (not a very good one from what I've seen) suddenly invade the Naruto comms? I've seen them on [livejournal.com profile] chuunin and [livejournal.com profile] narutoyaoi so far. It's sort of annoying. >_>;; Can't they just keep their activities to themselves, instead of invading other comms with their stupidity and terrible shoddy OOC roleplaying?

... is it a plot to get new members? Are they just being stupid? God, it's like when /b/tards invade someplace, but with less cat macros and pr0n.

I'm going to find something to snack on.
windandwater: (Sasuke Sexy)
HEY FLIST.

HEY.

HEY HEY HEY.

SOMEONE MAKE ME A 'SNAKES ON A NIN' ICON. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. OR MAYBE 'SNAKES ON A SASUKE'.

I AM TOTALLY NOT PICKY.

*rolls around flailing*
windandwater: (LJ -- All Your Friends)
... I very much enjoy lazy Sundays. It's nice to sleep in and pretty much do nothing all day. Especially when breakfast is a Cinnabon and lunch is fried chicken and potato wedges. ♥ I've had the "Naruto Hundo" on TV for background noise this evening. Hehehehe... we're at the part where the Sannin fight, and now they're heading back to Konoha. Oh, and I took a nice leisurely shower. Yay.

I bought this nice body balm stuff from a Bath&Body Works store while in Vegas (everything was 75% off, so the $25+ jar was only like... $4). It smells like oranges and spice and I really love it. It's... not exactly lotion or body butter, but a "balm". It sorta looks like petroleum jelly in the jar, and has sorta the same texture. I was worried because it seemed like it would be totally greasy, but it's not. It smoothes on and sinks into your skin, and is very very wonderful. ♥ I wash my hands alot, but this stuff is helping them stay smooth and not dry out much better than lotion. I approve!

Also managed to get on Trickster a bit, and finished the last rounds of monster quests for the Fiesta Event. Hahaha... gained another TMlevel because of the TMexp it gives. And since Moff managed to vend off most of my stuff (except the Rose Gun and Custom Metal Gun), I have now hit the 2million mark. :D! Sohappy. Have now gone back to Pyramid Dungeon to drill up those damn Canopic Jars. x___X;; I just need 4 more of the one I'm missing, and I'd be able to finish that quest 10 times! That's where the good quest rewards end. On the hunt for more World Certificates, too, so that I can get more of the World Balloon pet. Hopefully they fix it during the patch, so that it's tradeable. Then I can rake in the cash. $____$

Have set out my suit to wear for tomorrow. And I have my resumes and stuff. All I need to do is transfer my wallet and such to my "Big Girl Bag" (v. professional looking) from my normal tote bag, and I'll be ready. Bleh. I don't have high hopes for tomorrow (but I'm hopeful about the job fair in September), but I'm still gonna give it my best. I really really need to get some sort of employment soon. x___X I need to check up on the City of Los Angeles job, too. That sounded interesting (sorta), and I wouldn't mind working for the City. I think I'll treat myself to Starbuck's tomorrow morning, and figure out what to do for lunch once I'm done with the job fair.

I think I might poke around for dinner and see if there's fried chicken left.
windandwater: (NaruSasu -- Chibi Furry Mpreg Yum)
To: Kishimoto
CC: That Good Crack You're Smoking
From: Me
Re: This Week's Manga Chapter

Kishimoto --

Thank you for making neko!Sasuke canon. I always knew my doujinshi told the truth.

A very happy fangirl,

-- Me =^__^= Nyao~!

---------------------------------------

Also, I am at the library again. After raping Aoi-chan's internet for two days (it wanted it, the slut). Currently sitting at the 'wireless cafe' because there's no tables near outlets in my regular area.

On Trickster, I managed to vend off a lot of extra items I had laying in my Bank (whoo galders!), then promptly spent a good chunk of it on my 2nd Job items. ^^;; I wish Eagle Feather Pens weren't so expensive though. =__=;; I've bought or drill everything I need EXCEPT for them. I need 16, but they run about 100-150k to buy. D: I have like... 5. But I'm sure if I vend off more of my stuff, I should be able to buy the rest of them.

I suicided myself down to less than 50% of lvl 50 (I was close to 70%), JUST so that I could do the Ghost Book TMexp quest at Phantom School. There's no way in HELL I'm missing out on such a good and easy way to get MASSIVE TMexp. I did the quest 5 times, and leveled my TM one and a half times. Whoo!

Then I did the Ice Family Event (Pink Ice Ring), and OMG it was HELL. I drilled up most of the items beforehand and had them ready and in my inventory, so that wasn't the problem. It was the damned Monster Quest portion of it that tormented me. I died four damn times trying to complete it. Gee, thanks, for making my level 50 (51 by the end since I leveled up doing the event) dragon have to kill 30 Cucools in 20 minutes, when they are level 70 and THE EVENT MAP WAS SWAMPED WITH THEM. AND DID I MENTION THAT THEY MOB AND ARE SUPER AGGRESSIVE? I stepped into the map and died in the first minute because I wasn't expecting such a mob. I couldn't even run away, and I couldn't spam my pots fast enough.

My only saving grace was that I ran for my life to the bottom corner of the map, and there were a bunch of dragons there (including a lvl 91 2nd Job dragon). We formed a party, and the lvl 91 and me were slaughtering the Cucools as fast as we could. I was spamming my Mana Storm like you wouldn't believe, and I was almost tempted to level it up for more power. (I'm saving my TM points at the moment for Mist of Mana and Arrow Rush). I still died a bunch of times, and had to keep running back to Snow Hill to restart the monster quest. =__= So annoying. But I finally did it. And my TM leveled up again because I was slaughtering so many monsters.

But I finished the Ice Family Event and got the Ice Family pet and Pink Ring! Yay! But I really want to do the Blue Ring side too, because of the sexy EXP and TMexp bonuses, and because the Blue Ring is the better ring for dragons/mages. >_>;; I don't fancy drilling in the event map though, especially with that mob. Maybe I'll be lucky and find another bodyguard.

HEY HEY HEY

Apr. 7th, 2007 10:02 pm
windandwater: (Itachi -- Have some candy little boy)
HEY NARUTO DUB. HEY. YEAH. YOU JUST REDEEMED YOURSELF.

You gave us the original Fighting Dreamers OP. The full one without crappy edits. You gave us the Fighting Dreamers SONG. You know, in Japanese. AND THEN YOU SUBTITLED THE OP. AND IT WAS A GOOD TRANSLATION.

... AND THEN YOU GAVE ITACHI A SEXY VOICE, SO I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

I can't wait until the "run away live and hate me" sexy molestation of Sasuke. *purrs*

cut for AIM babble )

FTW

Mar. 22nd, 2007 12:58 pm
windandwater: (Sasuke Sexy)
Well.

Anyone who reads Naruto should know what this post is about. Oh Kishimoto, just when I think you're an asshat, you do things like this. I forgive everything you've ever done, and I want more.





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windandwater: (Bitch Plz)
I HATE YOU ASUKA. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE A SLEEP STEALING CAPSLOCKING ENABLING MANGA TEMPTING H0R AND I HATE YOU.

T____T!!

upload faster plz


EDIT...

I retract my previous statement. >_>;;

ilu asuka ♥ ♥ ♥
windandwater: (SasuNaru -- So canon it hurts)
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YES THIS DESERVES THE GLITTERY FONT DAMMIT. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN IS HERE AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL. KYAAAAAAAAAAAA SASUKE. AND NARUTO IS OLDER! AND THE CHIBIS IN THE ED ARE SO OMGCUTEANDGAY. ♥ ♥ ♥

Feel free to spoil away in the comments.

And someone get me a subbed episode to download so I'm not watching this on YouTube. =D!
windandwater: (Yondy Naru OTP!)
A crack Naruto video or THE CRACKIEST Naruto video? YOU DECIDE.

*giggles* I approve of the Kodacha/Evangelion spoof, personally.
windandwater: (Naruto -- Save You)
GOOD NARUTO YOU LOOK KINDA COOL.

NARUTO SHIPPOU-DEN!

*flails and squees* It's becoming more real to me! There's a date on the end of that promo commercial and everything! And it had Sasuke! Whose outfit really is that gay-ass Sound-purple color!

Is it me, or does it sound like Naruto got a new seiyuu? Or maybe it's just that deeper and raspier voice he's got now because of puberty. It might take a bit of getting used to.
windandwater: (Sasuke Sexy)
YES YES MOTHERFUCKING YES!

THEY CALLED IT CHIDORI THEY CALLED IT CHIDORI AND DIDN'T DO A LAME TRANSLATION OF THE JUTSU THANK YOU FOR BEING SMART DUBBERS THANK YOU.

CHIDORI!

SASUKE YOU'RE SO COOL.
windandwater: (Sexy no Jutsu Naruto)
SEE?! SEE?! I HAD THIS ICON FOR A REASON.

*paws at Naruto* Why won't Kishimoto let you stay looking sexy? WHY?!
windandwater: (SasuNaru -- So canon it hurts)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NARUTO!
windandwater: (NejiNaru -- Canon Like Whoa)
... but if I miss, I suppose other people will benefit as well. XP

SUZU I AM TOTALLY GOING TO WATCH THE NEW NARUTO OP A MILLION TIMES TODAY TO BUILD UP THE PROPER VIBE AND THEN WRITE YOU HAWT HAWT SHIRTLESS NARUTO SPARRING. WITH NEJI. AND IT'LL BE SORTA GAY. BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME.

GO GO SERA-CHAN!


*drinks more soda 8D*
windandwater: (Glomp no Jutsu)
O... OMG. NARUTO.

New Naruto OP! #9 and it is the most beautiful OP I have seen. T___T ♥ NARUTO. Doing kata. Shirtless. The silhouettes. The boys in suits. The girls in the wobbly video footage looking cute. NARUTO SPARRING WITH LEE AND NEJI AND HOLDING HIS OWN.

I.

I am a happy fangirl.

I think I have to change my panties. Maybe after I watch this another million times.
windandwater: (Bitch Plz)
WHAT DID YOU DO TO JIRAIYA?!

TRAVESTY.
BLASPHEMY.
SACRILEGE.

*WEEPS AND CONTINUES TO CHOKE THE DUB*

AND YOU DESTROYED THE HARUKA KANATA OP!!!


EDIT...

... and they got rid of the pervy innuendo between Jiraiya and Naruto. Instead of Jiraiya saying Naruto is cute/good-looking when Naruto catches Jiraiya staring at him (because of the seal), they changed it so that Jiraiya is amazed by Naruto's lack of body fat. WTF. I liked that innuendo dammit! It was perfectly funny that Jiraiya would say a boy is good-looking when everyone knows he's a pervert who chases girls. *shakes fist at* Has nothing to do with that tiny tiny Jiraiya/Naruto crackship I have. Nothing at all.
windandwater: (Itachi's Secret Weapon)
Well, now we know why Itachi really killed his clan.

XD! I would be remiss in my pimping if I didn't link to this one. Hehehehe. Dane Cook and the Uchiha Clan? PERFECT. Though, now I will never forget Sasuke's high, squeaky voice. ♥

Thanks for the candy.
windandwater: (Jiraiya -- Pants OFF!)
... all I have to say is that if Naruto's training involves ANYTHING like getting into a pod where time moves faster, so he can train for a year in three days, I'm putting down the manga and watching re-runs of DragonBall Z instead.

I swear to god, Kishimoto, STOP FUCKING WATCHING DBZ.
windandwater: (Bitch Plz)
All I'm going to say about the Naruto dub is that they better keep Chidori and Rasengan as Chidori and Rasengan. Because, while I don't mind them translating jutsu names (yes, the Shishi Rendan does mean Lion's Barrage, even if I like 'Lion Combo' better; and yes, Kakashi can keep his Lightning Edge since he does call his attack Raikiri), it'll still be stupid for the fight between Naruto and Sasuke to go like this:

Sasuke: A THOUSAND BIRDS!!
Naruto: SWIRLING BALL!!

... see?

So, please, dub, think of the stupid involved in shounen attack names.
windandwater: (Ritsuka is not amused)
So today started out sucking. Alot. But then I baked a pan of brownies, the hot weather bedamned. And I licked the spatula and bowl clean, too. It made me feel better. So does doing laundry, strangely.

And this mistranslation of Naruto manga chapter 309 is absolutely hilarious and helped me feel better. Fucking euphemisms, indeed. Penis~ ♥

Tomorrow is... more laundry, I think. And studying. Or maybe just laying about in crippling denial of the world around me. But at least I have those brownies.


EDIT...


My working mood theme still makes me happy. ♥

VICTOLY~!

Jun. 4th, 2006 04:34 pm
windandwater: (YamiYuugi OTP BITCHES)
WIRELESS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!

Ahahaha, and I am happy because 4chan has a timeskip!Sasuke thread and I haven't missed out on any of the prettiness. It is full of stuff like this ) that makes me ridiculously happy.

And now I can catch up on CFUD and fics and a whole lot of things I skipped doing because of a slow connection. But right now it is HOT (100+ degrees today bleh), my uncles are here helping my dad do something with sprinklers, and they shut off the water. D:

At least we have bottled water, thank goodness. And I chucked it in the freezer, too. *sucks on ice*

... also, it is Yuugi's birthday today, so I will use an icon of one of my hardcore OTPs. ♥


EDIT...


I spoke too soon. .____.;; The wireless network totally disappeared again. Damn you, wireless, for taunting my feelings so. At least my dial up is at 44.3 instead of 28.8 like yesterday. *whimpers*
windandwater: (Kyuubi -- So FUCKED)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

*gibbers and flails in a corner*

FUCK YOU KISHIMOTO. POSSIBLY. I NEED A TRANSLATION. NOW.


EDIT...


Waaaahh~! Sasuke, you're continuing to move up the seme scale! You stupid bastard!
windandwater: (Kyuubi -- So FUCKED)
WTF BITCH.

KISHIMOTO BETTER KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
windandwater: (Sasuke Sexy)
I feel like writing pr0n. Smutty, dirty, pr0n.

o___O*

... did I get my groove back when I wasn't looking or something?


EDIT...

Okay, I need to get this imagery down before I lose it.

beware the Saki-chan pr0n )
windandwater: (Sasuke Sexy)
♥ !!!

That's it. Kishimoto can do no wrong. *puts the voodoo doll away*
windandwater: (Naruto should keep it in his pants)
i always thought the phrase "snake sodomy" would only be applied to one of my fandoms. now it's in two. canon. thank you, sai, for protecting the big gay violent narusasu love. with snakes.

why am i thinking of asuka's fic now?

time for more codeine.
windandwater: (SasuNaru -- So canon it hurts)
*points to icon*

No one will ever be able to convince me that NaruSasu isn't canon. Kthanxbai. Thank you, Kishimoto. *removes some pins from the voodoo doll*
windandwater: (Itachi's Secret Weapon)
OMG. Chapter MOST needing a translation! WTF, I have no idea what's going on anymore.
windandwater: (Bitch Plz)
WTF... where the hell is my Naruto Chapter 302?! WHERE. I'm one of the minority that ACTUALLY LIKES THE MANGA PLOT RIGHT NOW. And not just for Sasuke. Gimme more of Naruto and his pretty hands!

*stabs pins into the Kishimoto voodoo doll*
windandwater: (Itachi -- Have some candy little boy)
Here, have a drabble-that-decided-it-didn't-want-to-be. Blame Itachi for everything. I tried to tone down the creepiness, but he wasn't having any of that. *kicks him* Uchihacest... but not what you're expecting, probably. Unless you're one of the people I told about this not-drabble. XD;;

Uchiha Itachi is thirteen years old when he loses his virginity... )

Argh!

Mar. 31st, 2006 02:17 am
windandwater: (Itachi -- Have some candy little boy)
Goddammit, Itachi, stop being creepy.

*sporks drabble that wants a plot*

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