windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
SO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE GODIVA SHOP AT THE GALLERIA AT TYLER -- A.K.A. WHERE I GO TO GET MY FREE MONTHLY TRUFFLE FIX -- HAS CLOSED.

It's closed! Right before EASTER and MY BIRTHDAY! I totally went there today to get my free monthly chocolate and buy my family's Easter goodies basket and THE STORE WAS CLOSED. I can't even put into words how upset I was. Easter is one of my favorite holidays (CHOCOLATE BUNNIES) and my birthday is seriously on the Tuesday right after, so not only would I have gotten tasty Easter chocolates, I also would've gotten tasty Easter chocolates at HALF PRICE, and then another free monthly truffle.

*cries bitterly*

And now the nearest Godiva store is like, 50 miles away. And no, the Godiva chocolates you buy in grocery and department stores don't count because I can't pick a free truffle out of the shiny glass case. >:F WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!

Not even the knowledge that they're adding a Red Robin's to Tyler will soothe my pain. Onion rings just don't stack up against a FREE MONTHLY CHOCOLATEY TRUFFLE.
windandwater: (Smile!)
Okay.

Fine.

I want to get and play Theatrhythm Final Fantasy when it comes out. A rhythm game? With FInal Fantasy music? And cute chibis? OF COURSE I WANT IT.

Looks like it's for the 3DS, but I'm crossing my fingers that it will work for the regular DS, too. If not, I'm going to have to wait until I can buy a 3DS... For Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, too.

>_>;;

STOP IT, SQUEENIX. STOP DOING THIS TO ME.

AND DAMMIT BARTZ. WHY DO YOU AND BOCO HAVE TO BE SO CUTE.

*weeps bitter bitter fangirl tears*
windandwater: (Oro?)
GUYS.

Best Buy now has purple Sony Vaio laptops for sale.

PURPLE.

VAIOS.

T________T Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
windandwater: (Oro?)
OH MY GOD. WHY IS X-JAPAN COMING TO LA?! WHY ARE THEY GOING TO BE HERE ON JANUARY 8TH. WHY IS THAT A SATURDAY. OMG ONE NIGHT ONLY NO I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE INDULGING THIS IDLE THOUGHT TO SHOW UP DRESSED IN MY J-ROCK FINEST JUST TO BE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THEIR VIDEOS, OF WHICH THEY ARE FILMING FOUR. YOSHIKIIIIIIII... OH GOD HIS PLACE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BECOME ANOTHER RAPE PAD JUST LIKE DURING JREVO WHEN SKIN WAS THERE. STOP. STOP. I SHOULDN'T BE THINKING THESE THINGS. SOMEONE STOP ME.

*SMASHES KEYBOARD*
windandwater: (Fail to Get a Life)
You know what the world needs? Puzzle Quest fanfics. Why aren't there any Puzzle Quest fanfics?! I mean, my wizard totally has a hard-on for Syrus Darkhunter. Too bad he's all emo over his undead girlfriend, but that sorta just makes it angstier and more awesome.

No, this has not been caused by me obsessively re-playing the game. >_>;; OMG Syrus come back! Don't leave my party! I didn't know what letting that dude go would doooooooo.
windandwater: (YondyNaru OTP)
THANK YOU KISHIMOTO FOR GIVING ME A REASON TO USE THIS ICON AGAIN.

OMG.

*FLAILS SO MUCH OMG*
windandwater: (Yami says STFU)
Did Gaia die for anyone else or is it just me? All I get when I go to the website is a white page filled with code.


EDIT...

It's Firefox doing something. =__=;; Gaia loads when I use IE. But I can't figure out just WHAT is wrong. Ugh.
windandwater: (SNAKES ON A PLANE)
Must you make me hump your leg even more, Sony?

T_T ♥

It's so beautiful. And so small. Okay, no touchpad is kind of sucky since I'm used to it but LOOK HOW SMALL IT IS. Unfortunately, it's also $900, so for that price I'd rather have a slightly larger (and less expensive) Vaio laptop that has full functionality.

BUT IT'S SO SMALL AND CUTE OMG.
windandwater: (ORO?! / anime_babygirl)
Someone tell me what day it is.

Because I just saw a bunch of people camped out in front of Best Buy. They had a tent-thing and camper chairs. Yeah, it seemed like a bunch of teenagers/college students, but there were two older guys in the line behind them with their own chairs, and they weren't with the teen group.

D:

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS BULLSHITTERY. THIS IS NOT A STAR WARS PREMIERE.
windandwater: (SNAKES ON A PLANE)
Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes, context here, and now with a wiki for all your iambic pentameter needs.

From William Shakespeare's play, Pulp Fiction A Slurry Tale...


J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,
And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat
J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What?
JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
With anyone but she to whom he wed.
windandwater: (RikuSora -- My bitch)
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LOL. I think it's the "tip your waitress" at the end that really makes it awesome.
windandwater: (random by linbot)
In the absence of anything interesting to babble about (because my life is horrible monotony and dullness and emo currently), I give you Nintendo's list of release dates for Nintendo DS games. There's a bunch of interesting stuff there that I've already put on my wishlist of games to buy (when I have monies, of course).

In no particular order, the games I want to get my greedy little hands on are:

-- Guitar Hero On Tour: Decades (I KNEW they weren't going to waste the guitar grip and were going to release more GH games for DS!)
-- Shaun the Sheep (looks interesting since it's from the guy who made Wallace&Gromit, but I will wait for reviews/info first)
-- Puzzle Quest: Galatrix (who doesn't love playing Bejeweled?)
-- Spore Creatures (also interesting though I'll wait for more info/reviews first)
-- Elebits: The Adventures of Kai & Zero (looks supercute, will wait)
-- Rollin' Rascals (SUPERCUTE FAT ANIMALS YOU ROLL AROUND. I MUST HAVE IT)
-- Rune Factory 2: A Fantasy Harvest Moon (I like the original Rune Factory, and in this one you get options to play either a girl or boy, then it goes on to the next generation a.k.a. you play your kid)
-- Cooking Guide: Can't Decide What to Eat? (I like the idea of a portable cookbook, though I would wait to buy this one)
-- Ninjatown (NINJAS. CUTE NINJAS. I MUST HAVE IT)
-- Big Bang Mini (looks like a fun puzzle-ish/arcade-ish game, and who doesn't like fireworks? Will wait first though)
-- Final Fantasy IV (DEFINITELY WILL WAIT FOR REVIEWS; I want to play this, but I heard the gameplay would be SUPER hard. T_T)
-- Away: Shuffle Dungeon (not announced yet since it's still in development, but it's a dungeon crawler with extras thrown in)
-- Viva Pinata: Pocket Paradise (not announced/still in development, but I happen to like the God-game kind of things)

As you can see, there's a lot of games that I want but very few that I'd snatch up immediately. I prefer to wait and get more info and read reviews about a game... especially if it's going to be on the higher end of the price scale.

... and yes, I'm still shameless. Click my egg.

Adopt one today!


EDIT....

It grew up! Yay! Nao click mah hatchling plz~ ♥
windandwater: (Wankery)
Hey, I sorta ended up on Fandom Wank! In the comments.

For the record, I did specify that I thought the seat looked like a malformed penii. And in a later comment, explained how the 'seat' were squashed balls, and the 'joystick' thing was a thin little penii. Man, too bad the original post was deleted. I liked the discussion about vagina dentata.


EDIT...

Because I was curious, and I have the emails from comment replies, I checked what I said exactly. Also, my thread was actually linked in the FW post under the word "isn't".

cut because the text is for my own fond memories )
windandwater: (SNAKES ON A PLANE)
So.

Uhm.

Last night I read that "Snakes on a Sora" fic. I didn't believe that it was bad as people said it was, since I've read ALOT of freaky fics over the years. Hell, I've written some freaky stuff. Snakes on a Sora? Easy peasy, right?

I was wrong.




............................................. I feel so dirty. ;o;
windandwater: (Default)
So, of course, that means I'm going to do something completely stupid just because it amuses me to mock retards. :DDDDD!!!

... I apologize in advance to my flist for this, but hope that they will understand that this is a necessary evil. ♥

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NEPENTHE ON WIKIPEDIA -- Nepenthe is a drug of forgetfulness mentioned in Greek mythology, depicted as originating in Egypt.

The word "Nepenthe" first appears in the fourth book (vv. 220-221) of the Odyssey of Homer. Literally, it means "the one that chases away sorrow" (ne = not, penthos = grief, sorrow). In the Odyssey, "Nepenthes pharmakon" (i.e. a drug that chases away sorrow) is a magical potion given to Helen by an Egyptian queen. It quells all sorrows with forgetfulness.


NEPENTHE RESTAURANT IN BIG SUR -- Based on the vision of founders Lolly and Bill Fassett, the family has maintained a commitment to exceptional caring service in a relaxed atmosphere.

Lolly added the Phoenix Shop in 1964 to share the wares and treasures she loved with the world, and in 1992, the Café Kevah opened.

All three businesses are still operated by their children and grandchildren. The traditions of family hospitality are a hallmark of the business.


NEPENTHE® -- Nepenthe has served the semiconductor industry for over 30 years. Located in the dynamic Silicon Valley we are a provider of solutions and products used in the interconnection, packaging and handling of IC devices.

THEY HAVE A REGISTERED TRADEMARK, SO WATCH OUT. :3

NEPENTHE MUSIC AND PUBLISHING -- Nepenthe Music and Publishing is a label dedicated to the music releases of Ashley|Story (Dwight Ashley & Tim Story), Dwight Ashley and selected projects by Tim Story, Hans-Joachim Roedelius, buzzle, A.R.S.(E) and Wiggle Puss. Our focus is the work of these artists; currently we are not soliciting projects involving other artists.

OOH... A COPYRIGHT. ♥

NEPENTHE: BELLY DANCER -- Nepenthe is a belly dancer who performs in the Boston / Cambridge metro area of Massachusetts.

HEY, SHE'S PRETTY. HER PIC ON THE HOMEPAGE SORTA REMINDS ME OF PRINCESS LEIA. I THINK IT'S HER FACE SHAPE.

Nepenthe.Org Societas Artis Illuminatorum -- The Nepenthe Mundi Society was founded on July 4th, 1984. It is a secret Society composed of artists, art historians, critics, and creatives.

ALSO COPYWRITED. ♥ GEE THAT HAPPENS ALOT, DOESN'T IT.

NEPENTHE WINES -- The name Nepenthe is drawn from one of the most famous works of historic Greek poet, Homer. In The Odyssey Homer described Nepenthe as an ancient herbal drink so powerful that it eases grief and banishes sorrow from the mind.

The modern day Nepenthe has made its home in the lofty heights of the Adelaide Hills in South Australia. A stunningly beautiful region with a rolling tapestry of green hills, gum trees, vineyards and orchards. The combination of cool climate, high altitude, clean air and ancient soils has established the Adelaide Hills as one of the premier regions in Australia.


OHEY LOOK ANOTHER COPYRIGHT. :DDDDDDDD!!!

NEPENTHE ON MYSPACE -- Death Metal Band!!! Their cover art looks cool.

I BET THEY'VE GOT A TRADEMARK OF SOME SORT, TOO.

Man Arrested in City Hall Bomb Scare -- A man was arrested yesterday morning after trying to deliver a package to Berkeley City Hall which he later said would explode, police said.

About 60 city employees on the building's first and second floors were evacuated in response to what bomb squad technicians discovered was a Federal Express box stuffed with envelopes, said Berkeley police Officer Mary Kusmiss.

With the box in hand, Ronald Parton, 39, entered City Hall shortly before 9 a.m. and signed in under the alias Nate Nepenthe, asking for the city attorney's office, Kusmiss said.


TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WITH A MENTAL PROBLEM. BOMB SCARES ARE SRS BIZNEZZ.

COUNTY OF SANTA CRUZ OFFICE OF THE CITY COUNSEL GOVERNMENT TORT CLAIM -- It's a .pdf so watch out! Basically the bomb scare guy above sued the County for SEVENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS with a future estimate of TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS.

Right. CRAZY PERSON IS CRAZY, RIGHT. ♥


................ gee, after all this linking and mockery, I could really use some ~*~nepenthe~*~ to help me get my mind off things!
windandwater: (Dogpile on Sora)
So.

I found a place that had links to download a bunch of shounen ai/yaoi anime. I usually don't because I don't use torrents, but these were direct downloads. >_>;; Of course I had to go and snatch up some of the things I've been meaning to watch but didn't have.

cut for spoilers about Boku no Chico and others and because I'm talking about smexxing )
windandwater: (Sephiroth -- Suck This)
A local council employee in Japan has been punished after it was discovered he had accessed porn websites at work more than 780,000 times in nine months.

Goddammit, Japan. This is why your country gets a bad name sometimes. I bet he is/was a 2channer. But seriously, 20 pages a minute? If he was jerking off too, either he has problems or he's really chafed.

And to prove it's just not people being horny...

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

That sorta speaks for itself.
windandwater: (Do Not Anger the Gods)
This proves that God does not exist.

On the converse, it may prove that God exists but has a horrible sense of humor.

*goes to a corner to weep*


EDIT...

This might be better. Or worse. Or something horrible.
windandwater: (Saw Riku Naked Yay)
Joshua, you're gay.

You're completely mega super homohomo gay. All you had to do was laugh (okay, giggle) and twirl your hair, and your flamingness set off my gaydar so hard that it blew up.

In conclusion:

GAY.

... no, this is not a spoiler.


EDIT...

This does nothing to soothe my Ri's parental angst about Rikka ending up gay just like Papa and Mama and Daddy. And it doesn't help that I want to already slash Joshua and Neku sobad, even though when I look at Neku, Ri keeps screaming that he's Sanyu.

... the incest. It runs deep in this family.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera)
HEY WHO WANTS TO EDIT MY FAN HISTORY WIKI PAGE AND MAKE ME SOUND COMPLETELY AWESOME?!

I always forget that I, for some reason, am in a wiki. For creating Pookie, mostly. XD ♥

Today is a day of links. I've been reading a bunch of interesting things today. Maybe I will edit this in a bit to share the cool stuff.


EDIT DELIVERS...

I had lunch, so prepare for the linkage onslaught. :3 It's a little bit of everything this time around.

10 Best Gay and Bisexual Science Fiction Characters -- Speaks for itself. There's alot of Torchwood. Duh. XD;;

LET'S BIBLE! and with a follow up post -- Your mandatory dose of blasphemy courtesy [livejournal.com profile] scans_daily. But... uh. Not quite blaspheme, except that Jesus is a half-dressed hot girl. And I still think the gothic lolita is Judas.

Okay... fine. Have a very manly Jesus from Loaded Bible killing vampires. Or maybe they're zombies. Jesus is so hardcore.

And speaking of zombies: 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen. It's creepy in a cool, nerdy way.

Since we're on the subject of things that don't die, have some of the Highlander anime. It's got a MacLeod! But not the one you're thinking of.

Oh, and I can't forget the newest parody-video thing going around. Much like Lucky Star and Caramelldansen, there is now Caipirinha! Look, here's the version with Zack! I still think the Cloud one is cuter though. ♥

That's it for now. ^^ Unless I find more cool things to pimp.
windandwater: (FEFFIROFF)
I DESTROY YOU. I DESTROY YOU ALL. THERE IS NO RECOVERY FROM THIS. NONE.

FFVII meets Revolutionary Girl Utena. Fuck yes. The Japanese went there.


EDIT...

Hojo as Touga. Y/Y?


EDIT BREAKS FREE OF JENOVA THE EGG...

Since I went on a YouTube spree, here, have more parody videos.

Crisis Core meets Lucky Star. Yes, it's completely and utterly cute and wrong at the same time.

FFVII in the FMA Kesenai Tsumi ED. Go Turks!
windandwater: (NejiNaru -- Canon Like Whoa)
Fuck you, too, Kishimoto.

Who changed the brand of paint thinner that you're inhaling?


EDIT...

Unrelated to the above, can someone give me and mp3 of "Shiny Happy People" by REM? That song is in my head lately but I can't get past the chorus.
windandwater: (Dear LJ)
Oh my god, they actually did it. I KNEW SixApart was planning on jumping ship like a bunch of rats, but I didn't think it would be this soon. But LJ is now sold to a new company. SUP, which is based in Russia.

I just... have no words. Except for:

IN LIVEJOURNAL, SOVIET RUSSIA DOES YOU.


EDIT (what, already?)...

Courtesy one of the comments in that news post, here's some handy phrases we'll need in the future.

LOL = лол
OMG = омг
WTF = втф
shit = шит
sucks = сакс
bear surprise = превед медвед (important)
tl;dr = ниасилил многа букав
windandwater: (Sephiroth -- Suck This)
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But sometimes, you just have to share the crack. :3 The trailer for Crisis Core, but with... special subtitles.

"Sephiroth! You can't just go around stabbing people! And having sex with them!"
windandwater: (Kaiba Seto Cocky)
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS.

*chokes and giggles*

OMG KAIBA. The second part, after the spoof!AzuDai OP is even BETTER. Oh, Kaiba, we all KNEW you just wanted to be a mahou-shoujo. Mokuba as Tomoyo is AWESOME.

XDDDDDDDDDDD

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