windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
So since it's the holiday season, I shall pimp out a fic that I found last year but now have on my 'must read list' for the season.

Make The Yuletide Gay by [personal profile] aggybird.

It's a well-written ofic (sort of) with the main pairing being JackFrost/Rudy Kringle a.k.a. Santa's son.

Yes, you read that right. Santa's son.

Yes, I'm probably going to hell. But at least it will be warm. And the fic is full of gems like this:

"Man," Rudy says later over dessert, after he thinks about it for a while. "I could have been getting laid when I was fifteen. Thanks for totally cockblocking me with that hot guy, dad. Really. Awesome job."

Mr Kringle chokes on his custard, and Mrs Kringle has to slap him on the back.


Go read it and be holly and jolly and getting merry like Christmas!
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
First of all, to get this out of the way...

*stabs ovaries*

Also, having to wander around a grocery store early in the morning without breakfast and on your period sucks hardcore. I only survived because of Super Plus tampons and the free hazelnut coffee. It was delicious and I had two cups. Then I knocked back Advil from the new bottle I bought at the store. That made things much much better.

Second, and totally unrelated, a meme! Just because I feel in a meme-y mood. 'tis the season and all that. ♥

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
Heero actually sighed and looked over at the clock on the wall. "Look, Duo," he said, a sharp note of impatience in his voice. "This has been going on too long. I should have had you on your back and begging to come ten minutes ago. Maybe if this was a multipart, we could indulge in your psychotic fantasies. But this is a oneshot. So get over here, start crying, and let me get you naked!"

I think this is the best paragraph that I have ever written.

... I'm going to bed now. Really.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
Title: Immoral (1/1)
Author: Sailor Seraphim
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: M
Warnings: Rikka/Kira. Sibcest, violence, and adult situations. Also, the thoughts of a horny teenage boy.
Summary: He knows it's wrong. It's wrong in so many ways that he doesn't bother to count. Happy Birthday to [profile] luscious_sarah, who requested this from me~!

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He knows it's wrong... )
windandwater: (Smile!)
Even after all these years, I still feel a happy thrill whenever I get an alert in my email about someone putting on of my fics on FF.Net on their Favorites. And I'm really happy when I get a little review, even if it's along the lines of: "Yay. It's good."

:3
windandwater: (Oro?)
*girds my loins*

Work in Progress (WIP) meme:
Post a sentence (or two) paragraph (because I write strange sentences :/) from as many of your WIPs as you want, with no explanation attached.

Blanket warnings for... yaoi/shounen-ai, Elricest, smut, and everything everyone loves to read from me. YMMV on some of these, but they're generally safe. And it's not EVERYTHING that I've got in the grinder. Just some of my older stuff. >_>;;


I'm almost ashamed of how many I have here... )
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
Do you see this fic?

It broke me. Not completely, of course. But it broke something in my brain and now stuff is rattling around pleasantly. Which is strange, because it's not like I haven't seen fics or RP where the keyblades are sentient. But still.

I don't need to be thinking about anthropomorphic Riku/Soul Eater fic. I don't.

... this song should also not be playing in the background while I'm reading.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
[personal profile] sukino, this is totally your fault. Yours and your Star Trek squee. For everyone else, me, Pet and Aoi went out yesterday and watched the new Star Trek movie, and it was AWESOME.

Hence, I am now pimping a great fic I found.

ALL PET'S FAULT. HERS TOTALLY.

'Dear Ambassador Spock,' Jim writes, 'The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.'
windandwater: (Saw Riku Naked Yay)
Five times Riku wished he could jump Sora (and the one time he did).

No, that's not a Rickroll. It's something Questy wrote for me and I loves it. ♥
windandwater: (Riku and Sora Say What)
DX

Sorry, [livejournal.com profile] luscious_sarah! I couldn't finishing the smuttage on your real birthday fic today, so accept this to tide you over? It's more cuteness and the kidlets, but at least it's happy maybe not for Kira. ♥

Title: In the Name of Fashion
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Sora/Riku/Ri (implied)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: AU. Fluff, family, and fashion. With a bonus of Sora, Riku, Ri, and their unruly brood (but only Kira and Rikka this time).


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It was generally accepted in the family that Kira was somewhat overbearing... )

Just FYI

Jan. 24th, 2008 06:13 pm
windandwater: (SoraRiku -- Looked Everywhere)
Added a decent sized chunk to the Riku-inna-dress fic. Next is the sex! I promise! I'm totally incapable of writing a PWP. OTL

Ignore anything that looks like plot plz.
windandwater: (Sora -- Beware Fangirls)
Title: Project Runaway
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: M/NC-17
Pairing: Riku/Sora
Warnings: Yaoi (boy on boy ackshuuuun), crossdressing, people looking fierce, and you know, smut. Also maybe school uniforms. >_>;;
Notes: A very belated gift for [livejournal.com profile] questofdreams for a series of pictures that had Riku in a skirt. ♥ I was challenged to write the situation to get Riku in that skirt in the first place. And forgive me for the lame title. .___.;; It was the best I could come up with.


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Sora decides that the whole situation is Riku's fault because he's an overachiever... )
windandwater: (Saw Riku Naked Yay)
Just some snippets from two fics I really need to finish, since they are supposed to be Xmas presents. >_>;;

Riku, don't you dare kick that puppy! )
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta)
Do you like Transformers? How about Supernatural?

THEN READ THIS FIC.

Transformers/Supernatural xover, and it's hilarious. Because everyone knows Dean loves his car. :Db
windandwater: (Leon and Cloud did your mom)
Because everyone knows my brain works overtime just before I go to bed.

-- Managed to get on Trickster earlier today. Long enough to pull my shiny new Zephyrus (Sephiroth) pet from the MyShop inventory into my regular one. X3! That means that Pet can finally have my Little Witch Beff pet (since she's leveled up enough to equip it). Everyone is overtaking me in leveling. T__T Saw Aoi for a bit and she unloaded a bunch of quest items I need for the Caballa Key Quests. Fat Dragon is fat.

-- [livejournal.com profile] springkink is being very disappointing this round. Not alot of stuff I wanna read. It seems like the 'surprising' fandom/kink this time around is Transformers pr0ns. Last time is was Ninja Turtles. Hopefully more fics I wanna read will come through. The ones I HAVE read are damn tasty. Unf unf unf.

-- Am I the only one who likes Vincent/Cloud and permutations thereof? I mean, yes, Zack/Cloud is damn near canon, and I like Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, and sometimes Sephiroth/Cloud (Shinra days, not when Seph's psycho). But really. Can't there be more fics where Vincent and Cloud cure their emo by humping each other? :/

-- ... snakes on a Sasuke. *gigglesnort*

-- I really want some sort of pastry. Maybe pie. I'm not sure. Some sort of baked good definitely, and not necessarily pastry.

-- I don't care that everyone is rebuilding society in Edge/Midgar. And finding new energy sources like oil. What I want to know is how the damn PHS service survived Meteor. At first I thought PHS was only for ShinRa people to use, but in Advent Children, it looks like any old person can get a cellphone. Maybe that's how Rufus makes money now. "We can't provide you mako energy raped from the Planet anymore, but we CAN provide you with excellent cellphone service!" I know I, personally, would pay a premium for cellphone service that could survive an Apocalypse.

-- I just stared at my icon for a minute, thinking about how pretty Leon and Cloud are. I should go to bed.
windandwater: (Riku and Sora Say What)
No, Kira, I will not write a fic just so you can call Vexen a pervert and accuse him of molesting you. Your Daddy's brain would explode and there would be alot of carnage.

... Rikka, you're not helping. Go to your room.

Untitled

Sep. 29th, 2007 12:35 pm
windandwater: (Default)
I like tormenting my muses.

cut for heavy heavy angst )
windandwater: (The Sky and the Earth Together)
Don't know where this came from, but it's angsty and I felt like tormenting my muses. You are warned.

When Baby comes running into the living room, everyone ignores her... )
windandwater: (The Sky and the Earth Together)
Mostly Ri and Rikka-centric, since both [livejournal.com profile] moffit and [livejournal.com profile] luscious_sarah managed to bunny me. >_>;;

Applesauce )
windandwater: (Maria Por Que)
[livejournal.com profile] moffit caught me late last night when I was tired and weak and encouraged the plotbunnies again. Obviously, this is not my fault. It's all hers. I think she also snatched away my actual smut-writing quota for the next couple of months, too. Hahahaha...

._____.;;

nothing to see here go away )
windandwater: (Riku and Sora Say What)
ASUKA!

You're gonna have to poke at me more for this fic. I just can't seem to get the words out and I've been staring at a blank text file all day. T__T I guess it doesn't help that the cabinet-people are here installing the cabinets and stuff, so they're hammering and sawing and doing such things all around my room. And under my room, since some shelves go in the garage, too.

=__=;;

I really want to write this fic, too. Even if it's het. I can write het! I can expand my boundaries! Plus, Repliku! WHO DOESN'T LOVE REPLIKU REALLY.
windandwater: (tentacles love Heero)
... because she made me think of erotic horror and fluffy tentaclesex at the same time and that naturally turned into fluffy erotic horror tentaclesex in my head. Because my head is a weird place like that.

Remember that Pookie loves you.

I just did the laundry... )

Hello, 2007

Jan. 2nd, 2007 03:08 pm
windandwater: (LeonSora -- NOES I LOVE)
I... have no idea what happened to yesterday. I think I spent a majority of it asleep and lazing about, which is pretty damn nice. Both parental units were about, too, but there was a minimum of bitchery. Yay. New Year's Eve was spent at my Ate's house (yay food) and being a tremendous geeky dork with my cousin (with the big youknows) and her boyfriend. He wants to cosplay at AX. XD;; I certain had a lot to say about that.

Today I... well, I took the light up deer off the front lawn and packed them away. I'M SORRY IF THEY OFFENDED ANYONE I REALLY THINK THEY'RE SORTA CUTE EVEN IF THEY MOVE. >:F I should pack away the big snowglobe thing, but I'm still feeling lazy and my room is warm from the afternoon sun. ♥ *curls up*

Also, I want to read Leon/Sora fic (or any good fic at all really) but can't find any.
windandwater: (The Sky and the Earth Together)
Title: A Happy Ending Kind of Thing
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairings: Repliku ('Ri')/Namine, implications of Riku/Sora, Roxas/Axel/Demyx, and Ri/Riku/Sora
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sap, waff, and unabashed wibbly squishiness. Also, het and yaoi pairings implied. Heavily based off the RP I play in, since I like happy endings.
Summary: Getting older sort of sucks but it's worth it.


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He doesn't know what wakes him up in the middle of the night, but once his senses are tweaked, there's no getting back to sleep... )
windandwater: (Bunny Says Rabu Rabu)
Title: Deal With the Devil
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Pairings: 1x2x1 implied
Rating: R
Warnings: Yaoi. Ghosts. Very dirty and suggestive dialogue about adult situations. Mild violence. This could be considered a 'prequel' of sorts to 2 A.M. or it can stand alone.
Spoilers: Duo's Episode Zero and the novelization of Endless Waltz.
Summary: Sleeping with ghosts takes a whole new meaning when you're Duo Maxwell's lover.


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He had gotten used to it... )
windandwater: (The Sky and the Earth Together)
Title: Animus
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts II
Pairings: Riku/Sora... or is it?
Rating: R
Warnings: Yaoi. Glossed over smut. Strangeness and mind-fuckery. Written for [livejournal.com profile] moffit.
Spoilers: KH and KH: CoM
Summary: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and savored to the utmost.


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He didn't know what was up or what was down... )
windandwater: (LeonSora -- NOES I LOVE)
Title: Eavesdropping
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts II
Pairings: mild Leon/Sora, implied Riku/Sora if you wanna see it that way
Rating: R
Warnings: boykissing, angst of the Riku-sort, possibly a May-December romance?
Spoilers: KHII until after Halloweentown, maybe? Also spoilery about Riku's appearance. Playing fast and loose with the game timeline here. Mild spoiler (sorta) for FFVIII if you catch it.
Summary: Eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves, and see things they may not want.


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Riku told himself that what he was doing was necessary... )
windandwater: (Sora Pwns All)
See! Chibi cuteness!

beware shouta-ness...! )
windandwater: (Riku and Sora Say What)
... goddammit, [livejournal.com profile] moffit. *shakes fist at you* I'm not continuing this. I'm NOT.


It was acting like particularly vicious guard dog. That was unacceptable. )
windandwater: (NejiNaru -- Canon Like Whoa)
... but if I miss, I suppose other people will benefit as well. XP

SUZU I AM TOTALLY GOING TO WATCH THE NEW NARUTO OP A MILLION TIMES TODAY TO BUILD UP THE PROPER VIBE AND THEN WRITE YOU HAWT HAWT SHIRTLESS NARUTO SPARRING. WITH NEJI. AND IT'LL BE SORTA GAY. BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME.

GO GO SERA-CHAN!


*drinks more soda 8D*
windandwater: (Ed Has Something Important To Tell You)
DRABBLE REQUEST POST.

You know the drill, people. Give me something to drabble about. Don't make it too difficult, I just woke up. And look, for once I'm not posting one of these things at an insanely late time of night! GO.

... I start writing after I cook and eat my lunch. ♥ Will close the post... whenever I feel like it. I might not get to everyone, but I'll try!
windandwater: (Dogpile on Sora)
... and everyone wants to get into Sora's shorts. ♥

This one is for [livejournal.com profile] moffit. And if [livejournal.com profile] boy_of_twilight would suck it up and take it like a man, he might actually get graphic smexings. Maybe. If Leon doesn't get there first. XD!

>_>;; I'm fucking with FFX in this one. Sorry. I know that in FFX, Chappu is Wakka's younger brother, but let's say that in the KH world, Chappu is older. XP Artistic license!


Are you saying that I'm a lousy lay? )
windandwater: (cave troll)
... I never EVER want to see Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor, The Dunedain, Elessar Telcontar's manly bits referred to as his "Sceptre of Annuminas" ever again. Not even in farce. Because it killed me this first time. Ohgod.
windandwater: (tentacles love Heero)
I've been meaning to type this up for a long while now, but kept getting distracted. Also, I was lazy. :P This was written by [livejournal.com profile] samikitty for me, and it came with the ABSOLUTELY BEST KEYCHAIN EVER. Whiiiiiiiiiich... I'm afraid to actually use because I don't want to damage Heero, Duo or Pookie. D: But I still love it. ♥

Sami-pi... feel free to steal this and post it yourself, if you like. Since it was handwritten, I know you don't have a copy for it. I hope you don't mind that I shared though. ♥ I just wish I had a scanner, so I could include the cute little drawing you did, too.

YOU ALSO HAVE THE SMALLEST HANDWRITING OMG. I feel ashamed, my handwriting is so big and sloppy. ;___;


Pookie! )
windandwater: (Duo -- Service with a smile)
Title: Too Good To Be True
Pairing: Quatre/Duo (with implications of OT5)
Rating: R
Warnings: Humor, sexuality, boys kissing, and possible false advertising. Also, cabana boys.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] windsorblue's Anon Fic Meme. I stumped her with this one.


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Quatre frowned at the brochure he held in his hands... )
windandwater: (Leon and Cloud did your mom)
Why is no one online to encourage me to write? D:

Also, I was bitten by another KH bunny, which should be a short oneshot from Riku's POV, but it also has Leon/Sora, because I'm a total h0r for whoring out Sora Leon/Sora. And it's kinda voyeuristic. Why do all my fics lately have voyeurism? Huh. Should write more of the whoring out Sora puberty-meets-Sora fic, because I think I know what scenes I need to round it out. Plus, Sora and Roxas' whoring little Game makes everything easier. ♥ Fits with the "play" theme, too.

And it is totally [livejournal.com profile] questofdreams' fault that I'm trying to figure out a way to get Riku in a dress. Totally.

Eep, need to format that other GW drabble that was in [livejournal.com profile] windsorblue's LJ for posting here and in my fic LJ. Maybe I'll spend all of tomorrow formatting and posting fics, since I really need to do that. I'm so lazy. ^^;;

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