windandwater: (Smile!)
Thanks to everyone who wished me Happy Birthday on Tuesday! ♥ ♥ ♥

Having a birthday that's during the week is always kind of bleh, because you can't really go out and do stuff on a Tuesday. Boo. I had a low-key birthday day, but I still had a pleasant day that made me happy, so that's always good. Maybe this weekend I'll be able to meet up with friends and have lunch or dinner or something. I get free desserts at TGI Friday's and Buffalo Wild Wings. :3

And I found out that the Inland Empire's First Annual Chocolate Festival is being held on April 21st. XDDDDDD! I think I'm going to make that my "birthday" event, even if it's like 2 weeks after my actual bday. It's worth it for chocolate and wine tastings. Yum~

Anyway, the birthday haul... which isn't very much since I don't get presents from anyone in my family, not even my parents. So let's make this Free Stuff (or heavily discounted) I Got For My Birthday instead.

-- Sugar Kisses Mini Lip Duo Set from Sephora
-- free truffle FUCK YOU TOO GODIVA
-- Buy One Get One Free ice cream from Coldstone (I got Birthday Cake Remix, of course, and Oreo Overload)
-- $25 Gamestop giftcard (okay, this is a promo from eRewards that I earned, but I'm totally counting it even if it's still being shipped to me)
-- 50% off some pretty crystals I've been lusting after at Michaels. TRUEFAX: they released a one day coupon valid only on my bday, so I went to see what they had since I was out already. I thought they'd sold out of the crystals I liked months ago and never restocked them (I've been checking diligently) but I managed to find ONE STRAND buried behind a bunch of other beads in a totally different section. It is fate. So I got them. :3
-- Wishes and kisses from friends... too many to count ♥
windandwater: (Smile!)
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! ♥ ♥ ♥

And don't forget to celebrate Half-Price Chocolate Day tomorrow. :3

An update

Apr. 4th, 2012 11:45 am
windandwater: (Bunny Says Dance Puppets)
The two chocolate bunnies still live, upon my gracious mercy.

They have not, however, begun to reproduce.

Alas, that my nefarious plans have been overthrown once more.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
On the kitchen counter/bar are two chocolate bunnies. Not Godiva though. The fuckers. But they're Dove, which makes me happy. Also, I had a dollar off coupon for them, so yay for me being cheap. Anyway, not only are they chocolate bunnies, they are chocolate fairy bunnies, which means they have delicious ears and wings for me to gnaw off.

I must be strong. I must not eat them until Easter. I can do this.











.................... or I can eat one, and save one for Easter. Yes. Yes, this sounds like a good idea, too.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
I just got an e-mail from Godiva, inviting me to make a custom Easter basket at their boutiques, and you get a free basket, ribbon and trimmings.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU BASTARDS.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
SO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE GODIVA SHOP AT THE GALLERIA AT TYLER -- A.K.A. WHERE I GO TO GET MY FREE MONTHLY TRUFFLE FIX -- HAS CLOSED.

It's closed! Right before EASTER and MY BIRTHDAY! I totally went there today to get my free monthly chocolate and buy my family's Easter goodies basket and THE STORE WAS CLOSED. I can't even put into words how upset I was. Easter is one of my favorite holidays (CHOCOLATE BUNNIES) and my birthday is seriously on the Tuesday right after, so not only would I have gotten tasty Easter chocolates, I also would've gotten tasty Easter chocolates at HALF PRICE, and then another free monthly truffle.

*cries bitterly*

And now the nearest Godiva store is like, 50 miles away. And no, the Godiva chocolates you buy in grocery and department stores don't count because I can't pick a free truffle out of the shiny glass case. >:F WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!

Not even the knowledge that they're adding a Red Robin's to Tyler will soothe my pain. Onion rings just don't stack up against a FREE MONTHLY CHOCOLATEY TRUFFLE.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*STABS OVARIES*
*VIGOUROUSLY*

No wonder I've been so cranky and out-of-sorts lately. This one crept up on me, since I wasn't supposed to start for another week, at least. Stupid ovaries and their stupid lack of time. IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONCE A MONTH YOU STUPID LUMPS OF FLESH.

ONCE.

=_____=;;

*goes off to maul some chocolate then lay down*
windandwater: (Oro?)
Man, am I SO glad that I had an appointment at the DMV. I don't know why more people don't use the appointment system. It's so much easier and faster. By the time I got to the DMV yesterday, the line was all the way around the building, and I had to circle the parking lot three times to find parking. I finally ended up parking in the neighboring building's lot, and just walking across the parking lot to the DMV.

I didn't even bother getting into the HUEG (typo intentional) line either. I just walked right into the building (probably getting lots of dirty looks but whatever), and found the window with a sign above it that said 'APPOINTMENTS ONLY'. No line there. Imagine that.

I showed her my confirmation, then got my ticket with a number on it, and was allowed to wait until I was called. That still took over an hour of waiting, but I amused myself by playing a silly game on my phone (didn't bring my DS). I even managed to get a seat instead of having to stand (the chair was surprisingly comfy, especially since I was sort of crampy).

After my number was called, it literally only took like less than 10 minutes for me to get my driver's license renewed, change my weight (gained 5 pounds since I was 16), take the vision test, pay for the renewal, sign at the 'X' multiple times, AND get my picture taken and my thumbprint scanned. I'd say the whole process took about 5 minutes, not including me having to walk across the building to the eye testing chart, and to the photo-taking area (the lady had to take my picture twice since it didn't save the first time, and my fingerprints are faint so it took awhile to scan).

Then I was out of there!

So, yes, very glad I made that appointment, because I would've been pissed if I stood outside all day, for something that only took 5 minutes to do.

Afterward, I went to the mall (specifically the Godiva store) to make up a small Easter basket for the family. It's very cute! There's a milk chocolate bunny, a package of chocolate eggs (of various flavors), and a package of 8 white chocolate chicks. I got that box especially for my mom, though I'm sure I'll be able to eat half one or two. They're delicious, since I had one as a free sample a couple weeks ago. I would have bought more chocolate, but decided to wait, as it will all be half price on Monday. X3;; That's when I'll get myself a whole flat of Cadbury Creme Eggs.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Now, I will commence to let myself bleed out and hope it ends by Sunday.
windandwater: (NaruSasu -- Chibi Kitsune and Neko LOVE!)
If you were intending to buy a pair of genetically-engineered nekoboys for US$100.00, you could instead buy:
  • two years of electricity running an average fridge under normal conditions
  • four kilograms of swiss chocolate
  • four kilograms of fair trade organic ground coffee
  • two hundred and fifty millilitres of human blood
  • one hundred and thirty-three packets of itching powder
  • two cast-iron woks
  • two kilograms of silly putty
  • one hundred and seventy second-class postage stamps in the UK
  • five hundred and eighty-eight marshmallow peeps
  • fifty-six pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for




Nekoboys or Swiss chocolate?! AUGH. Not fair! Maybe I should've opted for the mpreg capability as well. Too bad those don't come standard in genetically-engineered nekoboys. T___T
windandwater: (Tsuzuki Hidoi)
=___=;;

*slumps onto the table*
*eats chocolate in the vain hope that enough sugar will keep her conscious*


EDIT...

I am reduced to playing all the happy and peppy Jpop songs on my WinAmp. Right now I'm listening to the English version of "Just Communication." I also have "Drill De Runrun Kururunrun" loaded up. It's the D4 Princess OP.

Yes, I am desperate.
windandwater: (Maria Por Que)
I have found, quite possibly, the best library food. You know, food you can secretly eat in the library when you're not supposed to be eating food in the library. I snatched a bag of Dove chocolates (they're all heart-shaped and pink and white foil for Valentine's Day) from home and smuggled a sandwich bag of them in my bookbag. Now I have some in my pocket. They are perfect. I just have to unwrap the foil and pop the chocolate into my mouth. Don't even need to chew (which is suspicious), I just let it sit in my mouth and melt. ♥

Of course, I'm only going to such trouble because I'm planning on having a late lunch, because I'm staying at the library until 6 or 7pm. I haven't decided yet. I also have a heating pad strapped to my lower back, because I've been achy like you wouldn't believe. Though, this might be explained by the fact that it is overcast and cold and windy today, and it looks like it might rain. Yes, I get achy when it rains. STFU.

I think I'm in some sort of Bar Exam denial right now. Really. But if you talk to me about, I'm liable to rip your head off and feast on your entrails. =D

*eats another chocolate*
windandwater: (Itachi -- Have some candy little boy)
Yes, that's right. Something positive and happy for Valentine's Day. Which means sappy and cute oneshot fics. This will keep me from being wanky about things I shouldn't be wanky about. I've already got an idea for a Naruto fic and a GW one. ♥ Just need to type.

Or maybe eat the last tiny bit of chocolate stump I have left.
windandwater: (Sasuke -- Oh WOW)
You know those big huge Hershey's kisses they sell for Valentine's Day? The ones that are just ONE HUGE kiss, in the silvery paper and the little tag thing out the top?

Yeah, I just ate one of those right now.

Well, not ALL of it. Not in one sitting, at least. I ate half of it yesterday; totally unwrapped the top and gnawed down. And I just had half of what was left for... well, for lunch. Now there's this little nubby chocolate stump wrapped up in the silvery paper and back in the box.

>_>;;

And for my next trick, I'm going to lay here for awhile before taking a nice long hot shower. Then I might eat the stump.

Yaaaaaaaay hormones.


EDIT...

Have some Freud while I shower. ^_~*

Freudian Inventory Results
Oral (56%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (46%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.
Phallic (23%) you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity.
Latency (46%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (53%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
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